Caption This! Winners for 8/27

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

1st Place:

  • PlasticBotoxFace
    • "Healthcare in the US."
2nd Place (tie):
  • Asparagus Pee hates TERFs
    • "Cracker Barrel said fuck it and went full MAGA."
  • sploding whale
    • "Texas is testing a potential new revenue stream."
3rd Place (tie):
  • Vernicious
    • "They would have put a condom machine next to these, but they are full of blanks."
  • Senorita Chanclas
    • "Nope, these candies are full of lead."



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