Caption This! Winners for 10/6

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Congratulations to the winners of our recent Caption This contest!

1st Place (tie):

  • Sherry
    • "Hey at least he didn't give her crabs."
  • Miss Tea
    • "Theirs was a true lobstery."
2nd Place:
  • Zocal01
    • "He finally shaved his pubes"
3rd Place:
  • Miss Tea
    • "The question was: Babe, do you feel itchy?"



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