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PECKERWOOD'S WEEKLY LUNOCRACY POST! Skeletons In The Closet for the Week of 10/13

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The hour was indecent again—the kind that makes the world sound hollow. Same lobby, same hum. I’d promised myself I’d never meet him twice, but ghosts don’t honor boundaries; they find a crack in your resolve and call it a doorway. Roy Cohn was already sitting there. No announcement, no chill, just presence. He looked freshly dead, which was impressive after forty years. “Don’t act surprised,” he said. “You people keep invoking me. Every time someone shouts down a fact or sneers at empathy, I get the call.” He smiled the way a courtroom smiles after a conviction. “I told you,” he said, “I don’t haunt places. I haunt behavior.” Cohn and Joseph McCarthy He began as a prodigy of menace. At twenty-three, Cohn helped prosecute Julius and Ethel Rosenberg for espionage. Evidence was thin, but spectacle was thick, and he made sure the execution went forward. Two dead parents were résumé material in 1950s Washington. The Justice Department noticed his appetite for intimidation, and Senator Jose...

OPEN POST: Happy Manor Music Monday (and Indigenous People Day) With The Marvelous Mildred Bailey!

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"Xest sx̣lx̣alt," music hors, or "Good day" in the highly-endangered Salishan Indigenous American language. After all, it's Indigenous People Day in the U.S. (Columbus who? We don't know her). Confused? Curious? If it makes you horny, don't worry, you're a hussy and you're in the right place.  Welcome to another edition of Manor Music Monday, today with a lass who popularized the swooning, bluesy, "Lover Come Back To Me" in 1938, though it was her versions of "Georgia On My Mind" and "Rockin' Chair" that really made her famous. DJ Li'l Scratch and I just love her to bits, and tonight at the Manor's "Pink And Sloppy" bar and taco dinette, he'll be spinning her tunes for all to savor.  So rejoice jazz fans  - and Indigenous Americans, too! Mildred Bailey, a jazz chanteuse extraordinaire who was known as "The Queen Of Swing" in her day, is here at last. Born in northwestern Idaho on...

Caption This!

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Birthday Hors

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  Paul Simon - American singer-songwriter - 84 Caleb McLaughlin - American actor - 24 Jimin - South Korean singer-songwriter and dancer - 30 Noah Crawford - American actor and singer - 31 Lumidee - American singer-songwriter and rapper - 41 Courtney Lopez - American actress, singer, dancer - 43 Ian Thorpe - Australian retired swimmer - 43 Kele Okereke - English singer-songwriter and musician - 44 Ashanti - American singer-songwriter and actress - 45 Paul Pierce - American former professional basketball player - 48 Kiele Sanchez - American actress - 48 Billy Bush - American radio and tv host - 54 Sacha Baron Cohen - English comedian, actor, writer and producer - 54 Serena Altschul - American broadcast journalist - 55 Paul Potts - English tenor - 55 Rhett Akins - American singer-songwriter - 56 Nancy Kerrigan - American former figure skater - 56 Tisha Campbell - American actress and singer - 57 Kate Walsh - American actress - 58 Matt Walsh - American comedian and actor - 61 J...

Post A Pup Sundays: Pups and Their Human Babies

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I came across this looking for something to post for PAPS, and this made me ugly cry. I miss my Octavian. He was the guardian of the children and took his job seriously. I miss those soulful eyes and soft fur. His sidekick German Shepherd, whom we love too, looked for his big brother for a while. He has his own GS ways. He is watchful, has the breed traits, but he is bonded most to my son, who is still home. He sleeps with him and is happiest when he's around. We love them so hard don't we? Letting them go is never easy. 

OPEN POST: The Moonlight Manor Series: The Feast of Shadows

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  It began in the fields when the year was dying. The Celts called it Samhain—a night when the border between worlds turned porous as breath. Fires burned on the hills; the living disguised themselves to fool the dead, who wandered freely, homesick for warmth. Cattle were slaughtered, hearths were blessed, and every shadow felt personal. It was the year folding itself shut. Centuries later, the Church pressed its seal upon the fire. All Hallows’ Eve, they called it, the eve of saints and souls. But the fire would not behave. It danced in doorways and behind church glass, wild as memory. The saints stayed in their windows; the ghosts stayed in the streets. Years passed, and the night put on different masks. Lanterns carved from turnips. Apples bobbing in water. Faces painted white. It crossed oceans, found new soil, learned new songs. The fields became suburbs. The bonfires became doorbells. The disguises, more flattering. But the impulse—the small, lovely terror of being seen and n...

Birthday Hors

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  Rick Parfitt - English musician, member of Status Quo - (1948-2016) Iris Apatow - American actress - 23 Josh Hutcherson - American actor - 33 Calum Scott - English singer-songwriter - 37 Tyler Blackburn - American actor, singer and model - 39 Katie Piper - English writer, activist, tv presenter and model - 42 Tom Guiry - American actor - 44 Marko Jaric - Serbian former professional basketball player - 47 Bode Miller - American former alpine ski racer - 48 Marion Jones - American former track-and-field athlete - 50 Joseph Kahn - South Korean-American film and music video director - 53 Kirk Cameron - American actor, and birthday parties’ desolate - 55 Martie Maguire - American musician, founding member of The Chicks - 56 Hugh Jackman - Australian actor - 57 Bob Schneider - American musician, former lead vocals of Ugly Americans - 60 Carlos Bernard - American actor and director - 63 Chris Botti - American trumpeter and composer - 63 Deborah Foreman - American photographer and act...

Explain Your Week With A Gif

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Saturday is Caturday; Sometimes Your Cat Prefers Your Husband

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OPEN POST: Taylor Momsen's Band is Releasing a Christmas Album

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  Taylor Momsen, who Michael K once described as "the hardest bitch of the playground," originally rose to fame for her role as Cindy Lou Who in 2000's How The Grinch Stole Christmas starring Jim Carrey. She later acted in Gossip Girl while kicking off her career as the lead singer of the band The Pretty Reckless since 2009. Well it seems Momsen wants to return to her festive roots this year by releasing a Christmas album. The singer posted on her socials about the band's EP that will be releasing on October 31st. Talk about a Nightmare Before Christmas, amirite?!  Source: Blabbermouth

Birthday Hors

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Brendan B. Brown - American actor, director and musician - 52 Brandon Flynn - American actor - 32 Cardi B - American rapper and songwriter - 33 Michelle Wie West - American professional golfer - 36 Bradley James - English actor - 42 Trevor Donovan - American actor and model - 43 Gabe Saporta - Uruguayan-American musician and entrepreneur - 46 Matt Bomer - American actor - 48 Emily Deschanel - American actress - 49 Nat Faxon - American actor and comedian - 50 Jay McCarroll - American fashion designer - 51 Claudia Black - Australian actress - 53 Petra Haden - American singer and musician - 54 MC Lyte - American rapper, disc jockey and entrepreneur - 55 Constance Zimmer - American actress - 55 Stephen Moyer - English actor - 56 Jane Krakowski - American actress - 57 Artie Lange - American stand-up comedian, actor and radio personality - 58 Sean Patrick Flanery - American actor, author and martial artist - 60 Lennie James - British actor - 60 Joan Cusack - American actress and com...

Who is September's Shitbag of the Month?

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  Credit: Metaweb/CC-BY Our first Shitbag contender is Gary Busey. The 81-year old actor was sentenced to two years' probation on September 19th for sexual assault. Busey was arrested in 2022 following an appearance he made at horror convention "Monster Mania" during which it is alleged that he groped three separate women during an autograph signing meet-and-greet. He originally denied any wrongdoing but then pled guilty to the charges back in July. In addition to the criminal charges, Busey is also facing a civil suit from two of the victims from this incident. Credit: Getty Next up is Brad Pitt. After trying to fend off a deposition, the actor is finally being dragged to court  for a lawsuit filed against his Make it Right foundation. Pitt originally set up the foundation in 2007 to help build homes for the survivors of Hurricane Katrina after the storm decimated areas of New Orleans, killing over 1,300 people. While Pitt's heart may have been in the right place, th...

OPEN POST: Why Are You a Spinster?

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Picture it: London, 1889. A magazine called "Tit-Bits" (for real!) introduces a contest to its single female readers, asking them to answer a very provocative question for the time: Why Am I A Spinster? The prize? Five shillings split among 21 winners. Cha-ching! Now, single hors of the Manor, before I pose the same question to you and ask, " Why are YOU a spinster?", let's have a look at some of these inspiring answers from the past: Now, DO tell, Peckersluts, Why ARE you a spinster?

Caption This! Winners for 10/9

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Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

Birthday Hors

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  Midge Ure - Scottish singer-songwriter and record producer - 72 Bae Suzy - South Korean singer - 31 Aimee Teegarden - American actress, model and producer - 36 Rose McIver - New-Zealander actress - 37 Jaremi Carey aka Phi Phi O’Hara - American actor, singer, former drag performer - 40 Chiaki Kuriyama - Japanese actress, singer and model - 41 Marina - Welsh singer-songwriter, poet - 40 Cupid - American singer-songwriter - 43 Dan Stevens - English actor - 43 Una Healy - Irish singer - 44 Mýa - American singer-songwriter, actress and dancer - 46 Jodi Lyn O’Keefe - American actress, model and fashion designer - 47 Dale Earnhardt Jr. - American professional stock car racing driver - 51 Mario Lopez - American actor and tv host - 52 Joelle Carter - American actress - 53 Manu Bennett - Australian-New Zealander actor - 56 Brett Favre - American former football player - 56 Wendi McLendon-Covey - American actress and comedian - 56 Bai Ling - Chinese-American actress and musician - 59 Ma...