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OPEN POST: Featuring The 1961 Motorola Home Of The Future!

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http://www.retronaut.co/2012/06/motorola-future-ads-1961/ In 1961 among the films released were "La Dolce Vita," "101 Dalmatians" and the top-grosser of the year, "West Side Story." Barack Obama was born, as was Gabrielle Carteris (at the age of 29). Some of the most popular TV shows were "Wagon Train," "Perry Mason," and Disney's "Wonderful World of Color" (in color!) https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Disney_anthology_television_series Also, Motorola released a series of ads for the home of the future, as designed by Charles Shridde . http://www.retronaut.co/2012/06/motorola-future-ads-1961/ Don't you just love the kid on the stairs, seemingly delighted by the back of the TV set? http://www.retronaut.co/2012/06/motorola-future-ads-1961/ And what better way to roll up to your fabulous, futuristic digs than in your brand-new 1961 Chrysler Imperial! I've never seen one of these before, so when I saw one a few months ag...

Birthday Hors

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  Eddie Kendricks - American tenor and singer-songwriter - (1939-1992) Nat Wolff - American actor and musician - 31 Kiersey Clemons - American actress - 32 Emma Bell - American actress - 39 Mikky Ekko - American singer-songwriter - 41 Shannon Woodward - American actress - 41 Domino Kirke - British-American singer - 42 Neil Sanderson - Canadian musician - 47 Katheryn Winnick - Canadian actress - 48 Milla Jovovich - American actress and model - 50 Sarah Paulson - American actress - 51 Giovanni Ribisi - American actor - 51 Marissa Ribisi - American actress - 51 Rian Johnson - American filmmaker - 52 John Abraham - Indian actor, model, writer and film producer - 53 Sean Patrick Thomas - American actor - 55 Laurie Holden - Canadian-American actress and film producer- 56 Chuck Liddell - American former professional mixed martial artist - 56 Ginger Wildheart - English guitarist and singer-songwriter - 61 Sara Dallin - English singer-songwriter and one of the founding members of B...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Sam + Playgirl = Easy Check. 2025 Wrap Up → Words Of The Year (vs. Mine).

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  ► Various dictionary companies and platforms got together at their respective watering holes to reflect on 2025 and decide on the one word their organization selected that, "culture watchers say encapsulate the zeitgeist of 2025".  Without further adieu, this is what each org selected as their winner, followed by mine.  Read More   Image: writerofwordsetc.substack.com Merriam Webster Dictionary:  Slop. The fine folks at MW define it as "digital content of poor quality usually produced by AI".  In the old days, slop was the word I would use to describe Tuesday's lunch at my elementary school cafeteria (shit on a shingle). Glassdoor.com:  Fatigue. According to the job search site, "fatigue" was chosen because workers are tired. Duh..no shit. Collins Dictionary: Vibe Coding . This is defined as, "the use of natural language prompts to instruct AI to write computer code instead of writing it from scratch". In other words, lazy. Oxford Diction...

OPEN POST: Melissa Joan Hart's AI Dress

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Melissa Joan Hart shared this "expectation vs reality" post on her instagram this week, admitting she was duped by an AI ad for a dress. The dress allegedly retails for $34.99 and is listed as 95% cotton and 5% nylon. Uh huh. Hart managed to DIY her own "ugly" dress and I think it looks cute! Certainly better than the mess she thought she was ordering. Celebrities: they're just like us!  Sources: Yahoo news, Melissa Joan Hart on instagram

Birthday Hors

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  Stephen Irvine - Scottish musician, drummer of Lloyd Cole and the Commotions - 66 Zara Larsson - Swedish singer-songwriter - 28 Jyoti Amge - Indian actress - 32 Anna Popplewell - English actress - 37 Park Seo-joon - South Korean actor - 37 Hallee Hirsh - American actress - 38 Michael Lohan Jr. - American actor - 38 Candice Crawford - American journalist - 39 Amanda Setton - American actress - 40 Theo James - English actor - 41 Danielle Lloyd - English model and tv personality - 42 Krysten Ritter - American actress and musician - 44 Sarah Kozer of Joe Millionaire - American tv personality - 52 Scott Storch - American record producer and songwriter - 52 Paul Van Dyk - German DJ, record producer and musician - 54 Miranda Otto - Australian actress - 58 J.B. Smoove - American actor, comedian and writer - 60 Benjamin Bratt - American actor and producer - 62 LaChanze - American actress, singer and dancer - 64 Jon Tenney - American actor - 64 Xander Berkeley - American actor - 70 ...

EVENING NIGHTCAP: Mrs Yeezy #2 Inspired By OBGYN. Justina's 3D "Earth Bender". Um...Who's Dis?

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     ► Bianca Censori (30), better known as Kanye's nekkid mannequin, is debuting a line of jewellery that is as offensive as her attire. Bianca drew inspiration from OBGYN exam tools for the first two pieces she's introducing. The Scalpel Bracelet ($2,100) was, "inspired by the precision of a scalpel, this bracelet sits close to the wrist with a structured minimal profile and a mirror finish".  The Speculum Cuff  ($2,250) is "a narrow sterling-silver cuff with clean, curved edges and a mirrored finish. The form is inspired by the functional contours of a medical speculum.” Being married to Kanye has resulted in her spending a lot of time at a doctor's office. That's the only explanation I can think of. These baubles belong in a BOGO bin at Spencer Gifts. Some people are saying she ripped off an Elsa Peretti design, which Tiffany's has been selling for decades.   Read More Comment: When Bianca skidded into the scene and latched her carbide to Mount K...

THE ROVING PECKER PRESENTS: Another Spooky Christmastime Tale From Raincoaster!

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Greetings, Manor Hors! Periodically, "The Roving Pecker" presents urgent missives from filthy esteemed guest writers. Today's chilling entry is from Raincoaster! It's your lucky day...but maybe not Toby Crooke's. He's dead, you see. Although inert from the opening of the story, he's the central and titular character of J. Sheridan Le Fanu 's complex, charming, and chilling Christmas ghost story, "The Dead Sexton." Le Fanu's lesbian vampire tale, "Carmilla," helped inspire Bram Stoker's "Dracula," and is certainly responsible for the great lashings of sex appeal in most of the Dracula legacy. His style is what people think of as the "classical" ghost story, because he is one of the foundational authors of modern horror. The reason it feels familiar is that every horror author you've ever read has been influenced by him. Naturally, there's a sexy, supernatural, and mesmerizing character in this sto...

OPEN POST: Manor Music Monday With The Gorgeous Pam Garner!

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Greetings music sloots, and welcome to another edition of Manor Music Monday! As we near the winter holidays, I think back to the year we've all had - and how we all need a break from the madness. For me, vocal jazz always does the trick. So what do we need tonight? We need DJ Li'l Scratch, who'll be cranking tunes at the Manor's own "Moist Muffin Lounge and Dinette." What will he be playing? A gal you may not have heard of, and I bet'cha you'll take her for granted once you listen to her - or at least the first time around. Some things sneak up on you. Confused? I'll explain. When I first played Pam Garner's 1960 LP, "Pam Sings Ballads For Broken Hearts," I was contemplating the herculean effort it might take to rearrange and scrub my work station (contemplation is such hard work!). The LP ended and I thought, "Meh, Pam's okay." My desk remained a mess. But a day later, while preparing chicken breasts and realizing that...

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Birthday Hors

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  Surya Bonaly - French retired competitive figure skater - 52 Chandler Canterbury - American former child actor - 27 Maude Apatow - American actress - 28 Alana Haim - American musician and actress - 34 Camilla Luddington - British actress - 42 Ronnie Radke - American singer and rapper - 42 Charlie Cox - English actor - 43 Michelle Dockery - English actress and singer - 44 Brendan Fletcher - Canadian actor - 44 Adam Brody - American actor - 46 Geoff Stults - American actor - 48 Lee Jung-jae - South Korean actor and filmmaker - 53 Stuart Townsend - Irish actor - 53 Imani - Ethiopian rapper - 54 Michael Shanks - Canadian actor - 55 Helen Slater - American actress and singer-songwriter - 62 John Lee Hancock, Jr. - American filmmaker - 69 William Orbit - English musician and record producer - 69 Julie Taymor - American director and writer - 73 Don Johnson - American actor, producer and singer-songwriter - 76 Rodney Bingenheimer - American radio disc-jockey - 78 Cindy Birdsong...

OPEN POST: Who's Coming to Your Christmas Party?

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Today's OP is a SQ for all you HO HO HOs : Which Christmas movie character are you inviting to your Christmas party? For me, it's definitely Frosty the Snowman. One of the hardest things about hosting a party is getting everyone to GTFOH when it's over. But with Frosty, room temperature does the job for you! Macabre? Yes, but nothing a few decorative holiday hand towels can't handle ðŸ’… Who's coming to your Christmas party, hors?

Birthday Hors

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  Sophie Monk - Australian singer, actress, tv personality and model - 46 Barbie Ferreira - Brazilian-American model and actress - 29 Tori Kelly - American singer-songwriter and actress - 33 Offset - American rapper and songwriter - 34 Vanessa Hudgens - American actress and singer - 37 Alex Gaskarth - British-American musician - 38 Candiace Dillard Basset - American tv personality, singer and actress - 39 Mike Fuentes - American musician - 41 Jackson Rathbone - American actor, singer and musician - 41 Michael Owen - English former professional soccer player - 46 Tammy Blanchard - American actress - 49 Leland Chapman - American bail bondsman and bounty hunter - 49 KaDee Strickland - American actress - 50 Miranda Hart - English actress and comedian - 53 Tia Texada - American actress and model - 54 Michaela Watkins - American actress and comedian - 54 Beth Orton - English musician - 55 Natascha McElhone - British actress - 55 Ted Raimi - American character actor, director and wr...

OPEN POST: Jacob Elordi Just Wants to Kiss on the Beach

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Jacob Elordi is now famous enough that we feel the need to ask him his opinion on things like AI. In a recent interview with Vanity Fair, the Frankenstein and Euphoria actor said that he has no tolerance for the technology. "It's just so fucking boring...I would much rather kiss on the beach, and read a novel, and be sunburnt." Um yeah, I think most of us would. It seems Elordi was trying to convey his fatigue about the constant conversation being had about AI and its implications. But this response sounds like something a modern-day philosopher like Jaden Smith would say. Perhaps we should just stick with asking him about his workout routine and how Olivia Jade's rowing career is going. Source: Vanity Fair

November's Shitbag of the Month is....

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  Credit: Daniel Zuchnik/WireImage Kevin Spacey! With 39% of your votes, Spacey takes the top Shitbag spot for November. Mike Smith ranked next at 26%, followed by Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo (17%), Shay Mitchell (10%), and Scarlett Johansson with 8%. As always, thank you for your participation. We will see you soon for the final Shitbag of the Month for 2025. Then we will determine who takes the crown for the year!

Birthday Hors

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  Dick Van Dyke - American actor, entertainer and comedian - 100 Maisy Stella - Canadian singer and actress - 22 Emma Corrin - English actor - 30 Dermot Kennedy - Irish singer-songwriter - 34 Cody Califiore - American reality tv personality - 35 Katherine Schwarzenegger - American author - 36 Taylor Swift - American singer-songwriter - 36 Amy Lee - American singer-songwriter and musician - 44 Cameron Douglas - American actor - 47 Tom DeLonge - American musician, co-founder, co-lead vocalist and guitarist of Blink-182 - 50 Debbie Matenopoulos - American tv host and journalist - 51 Christie Clark - American actress - 52 Bart Johnson - American actor - 55 Jamie Foxx - American actor, comedian and singer - 58 NeNe Leakes - American tv personality, actress, presenter, businesswoman, author - 58 Dorinda Medley - American tv personality - 61 A.B. Quintanilla III - American record producer, songwriter and musician - 62 Steve Buscemi - American actor - 68 Morris Day - American musician...