Sophie Monk - Australian singer, actress, tv personality and model - 46 Barbie Ferreira - Brazilian-American model and actress - 29 Tori Kelly - American singer-songwriter and actress - 33 Offset - American rapper and songwriter - 34 Vanessa Hudgens - American actress and singer - 37 Alex Gaskarth - British-American musician - 38 Candiace Dillard Basset - American tv personality, singer and actress - 39 Mike Fuentes - American musician - 41 Jackson Rathbone - American actor, singer and musician - 41 Michael Owen - English former professional soccer player - 46 Tammy Blanchard - American actress - 49 Leland Chapman - American bail bondsman and bounty hunter - 49 KaDee Strickland - American actress - 50 Miranda Hart - English actress and comedian - 53 Tia Texada - American actress and model - 54 Michaela Watkins - American actress and comedian - 54 Beth Orton - English musician - 55 Natascha McElhone - British actress - 55 Ted Raimi - American character actor, director and wr...

Jacob Elordi is now famous enough that we feel the need to ask him his opinion on things like AI. In a recent interview with Vanity Fair, the Frankenstein and Euphoria actor said that he has no tolerance for the technology. "It's just so fucking boring...I would much rather kiss on the beach, and read a novel, and be sunburnt." Um yeah, I think most of us would. It seems Elordi was trying to convey his fatigue about the constant conversation being had about AI and its implications. But this response sounds like something a modern-day philosopher like Jaden Smith would say. Perhaps we should just stick with asking him about his workout routine and how Olivia Jade's rowing career is going. Source: Vanity Fair

  Credit: Daniel Zuchnik/WireImage Kevin Spacey! With 39% of your votes, Spacey takes the top Shitbag spot for November. Mike Smith ranked next at 26%, followed by Ariana Grande and Cynthia Erivo (17%), Shay Mitchell (10%), and Scarlett Johansson with 8%. As always, thank you for your participation. We will see you soon for the final Shitbag of the Month for 2025. Then we will determine who takes the crown for the year!

  Dick Van Dyke - American actor, entertainer and comedian - 100 Maisy Stella - Canadian singer and actress - 22 Emma Corrin - English actor - 30 Dermot Kennedy - Irish singer-songwriter - 34 Cody Califiore - American reality tv personality - 35 Katherine Schwarzenegger - American author - 36 Taylor Swift - American singer-songwriter - 36 Amy Lee - American singer-songwriter and musician - 44 Cameron Douglas - American actor - 47 Tom DeLonge - American musician, co-founder, co-lead vocalist and guitarist of Blink-182 - 50 Debbie Matenopoulos - American tv host and journalist - 51 Christie Clark - American actress - 52 Bart Johnson - American actor - 55 Jamie Foxx - American actor, comedian and singer - 58 NeNe Leakes - American tv personality, actress, presenter, businesswoman, author - 58 Dorinda Medley - American tv personality - 61 A.B. Quintanilla III - American record producer, songwriter and musician - 62 Steve Buscemi - American actor - 68 Morris Day - American musician...

Check out this mama elephant who's had quite enough of a curious rhino following her calf. Fortunately for the rhino, he seems to know when to fuck off. Nature's wild, y'all!

  Eric Schenkman - American guitarist, singer, composer, co founder of Spin Doctors - 62 Sky Katz - American actress and rapper - 21 Lucas Hedges - American actor - 29 Kate Todd - Canadian actress and singer-songwriter - 38 Gbenga Akinnagbe - American actor and writer - 47 Bridget Hall - American model - 48 Maren Ade - German film director, screenwriter and producer - 49 Mayim Bialik - American actress, game show host and author - 50 Hank Williams III - American musician, singer, songwriter and multi instrumentalist - 53 Mädchen Amick - American actress and tv director - 55 Jennifer Connelly - American actress - 55 Regina Hall - American actress - 55 Tracy Austin - American former professional tennis player - 63 Daniel O’Donnell - Irish singer and tv show host - 64 Sheree J Wilson - American actress, producer, businesswoman and model - 67 Sheila E. - American singer-songwriter and drummer - 68 Cathy Rigby - American actress, speaker and former artistic gymnast - 73 Bill Nighy - ...

Greetings, Manor Hors! Periodically, "The Roving Pecker" presents urgent missives from filthy esteemed guest writers. Today's chilling entry is from Raincoaster! The snow. The pure, driven snow. The beautiful snow. The sparkling, seductive snow. The deadly snow. We in Canada know that the snow, the gorgeous and mystical messenger of Winter, can be as fatal as it is stunning. But Hugh Walpole, the largely-forgotten but once-popular writer, was born in New Zealand. Nonetheless, he was educated in England from early childhood, in a series of schools which terrorized the delicate lad, so much so that he expunged all but the most prestigious from his entry in Who's Who. His style nods to Horace Walpole (no relation except in the Gothic and psychological nature of their writing), Nathaniel Hawthorne (particularly in this story), and to his dear (perhaps intimate) friend Henry James. Mannered, tense, subtly building to a climax that seems inexorable but may also be nothing ...

 

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Hector Berlioz - French composer and conductor - (1803-1869) Jack Griffo - American actor - 29 Hailee Steinfeld - American actress and singer - 29 Gabriel Basso - American actor - 31 Yalitza Aparicio - Mexican actress - 32 Alexa Demie - American actress and singer - 35 Ashley Hinshaw - American actress - 37 Condola Rashad - American actress - 39 Karla Souza - Mexican actress - 40 Jason Kennedy - Entertainment journalist - 44 Rider Strong - American actor, producer, director and screenwriter - 46 Rey Mysterio - American professional wrestler - 51 Lisa Ortiz - American voice actress and voice director - 51 Ben Shephard - English tv presenter and journalist - 51 Mos Def - American rapper, actor and producer - 52 Mo’Nique - American stand-up comedian and actress - 58 Gary Dourdan - American actor - 59 Ben Browder - American actor - 63 Darryl Jones - American bassist - 64 Lisa Gastineau - American tv personality - 66 Isabella Hofmann - American actress - 67 Nikki Sixx - American...

  ► Actor and unfunny comedian, Andy Dick (59), was found sitting on steps and unresponsive in what authorities are calling an apparent overdose. Onlookers saw him slumped over and called 911. He was given Narcan and when he came to, he did not want to go to the hospital. He said he was okay. Andy has a Tolstoy novel of issues and offenses that include: public intoxication, sexual battery, sexual assault, groping, indecent exposure, multitude drug & alcohol arrests, assault with a deadly weapon, domestic violence, and burglary. He's the Old County Buffet of legal problems.   Read More Andy Dick, undated. Photo: The Blast Comment : In addition to being a walking mess and menace, Andy is blamed by comedian Jon Lovitz for the death of actor & comedian Phil Hartman. Jon claims that Andy re-introduce drugs to Phil's wife, Brynn, who was a recovering addict. Brynn began using hard drugs again which culminated in her killing Phil in a murder-suicide in 1998. Andy was als...

Greetings, reading sloots! It's time once again to share what books you've been reading, which ones to avoid, but mostly, which ones you heartily recommend, because we could all use a good yarn in These Trying Times™, amireet? Speaking of reading - in bed or on the couch - if you're like me, your eyes have started that slow, inevitable betrayal which demands reading glasses. Shudder. And if you're also like me, you don't invest in those $200 designer frames, you buy the cheapest damn pharmacy readers you can find. Why? Because you know their lifespan will be tragically brief. The moment the phone rings, someone dares to knock (the nerve!), or the hubs emits a sound requiring immediate attention, those glasses are flung off faster than  a flimsy cocktail dress during a tawdry alleyway encounter (no one can see you except that homeless dude peeking out from the Dumpster!). I jump into action, dismissing the wee plastic cheaters with a negligent - but stylish, always s...

Elvis is in the building - and he's making a sandwich! I made it, too (and ate it) so you don't have to (though you might want to). The first rule of any culinary masterpiece is that the end product is only as good as its individual ingredients. That's why I started with Wonder Bread, because fine dining is never about health, it's about the flavor (or, to paraphrase one Betty Perske, the deep-brewed flay-vuh!). Take 2 slices of Wonder Bread, spread them both with thick smears of Jif (for my taste, a typical PBJ should utilize about a quarter of a jar) and add sliced banana to one piece: Then add some crisp, possibly-purloined bacon to the other slice: Then smash one slice against the other and inhale deeply. Not gonna lie, this was fan-friggin'-TASTIC! I made two and enjoyed the hell out of them. Some versions of the Elvis Special call for the sandwich to be grilled, but that just sounds unhealthy to me.  And (lest you think the bacon/peanut butter combo is unprec...