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OPEN POST: Existential Ben Affleck Smoking

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 I know, I know. It's 2026, and we want Sad Keanu to be our meme. But he's not. Ben Affleck smoking and having an existential crisis is The Meme Of Our Time. Make of that what you will.    AKIF/Vantagenews / AKM-GSI That was then. This is now. No, it hasn't gotten better in ten freakin' years. Backgrid  

Birthday Hors

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Mort Shuman - American singer-songwriter and pianist - (1938-1991) Omarion – American singer-songwriter - 42 Anne Hathaway – American actress - 44 Ryan Gosling – Canadian actor - 46 Cote de Pablo – Chilean-American actress and singer - 47 Alexandra Maria Lara - Romanian-German actress - 48 Ashley Williams – American actress - 48 Tevin Campbell – American singer-songwriter - 50 Lourdes Benedicto – American actress - 52 Tamala Jones – American actress - 52 Mayte Garcia – American dancer, actress and former singer - 53 Radha Mitchell – Australian actress - 53 Ethan Zohn – American former professional soccer player and motivational speaker - 53 Rebecca Wisocky - American actress - 55 Tonya Harding – American former figure skater, retired boxer, reality tv personality - 56 Kathleen Hanna – American singer and musician - 58 Sammy Sosa – Dominican-American former baseball player - 58 Aaron Stainthorpe - English singer - 58 Nadia Comăneci – Romanian retired gymnast and five time Olympic ...

Who is October's Shitbag of the Month?

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Our first contender is Megyn Kelly. The 55-year old former Fox news correspondent made some truly disgusting comments about the Cornell 7 case this month. On the Oct 5th "The Megyn Kelly Show" episode, Kelly said that Jane Doe (the rape victim of the case) made the decision to "get it on" with four men because she's not attractive and enjoyed the attention. Kelly went on to say that Doe is "extremely beefy" in her arms and legs and saw being seen as attractive by these men as a win. She "made the decision" to drink and go to a party at 11 o'clock PM, so it's her own fault that this happened. Oh, and Kelly also pointed out that the victim didn't even determine that she was a victim until two weeks after the incident happened. But don't worry, Kelly said she wasn't trying to be insulting, she was just sharing her opinion. Not only are these comments heinous, but they're especially egregious when you consider that Megyn K...

OPEN POST: Oh, My Candida!

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The sun is shining, the birds are singing, the 70s are seventies'ing. So let's watch some "Sanford and Son," or maybe "Chico and The Man." Or we could hot-wire a Cadillac (everyone on TV does it, so how hard can it be?), cruise around town and play the radio with the windows rolled down. Tony Orlando and Dawn have a #1 hit with "Tie A Yellow Ribbon," but my favorite song of theirs is this one: Tony's a hot hunk and I'd deflate his projectile in nothing flat, but oddly enough I'm much more entranced with Dawn--they're so beautiful and glamorous, and those outfits, and those MOVES: I dream to be one TENTH as exciting as Dawn. It'll never happen, but I'll have fun trying! Happy Open Post, darlings, be as glamorous as you like here!

Birthday Hors

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Andy Partridge – English guitarist, singer-songwriter, record producer, founder of XTC - 73 Tye Sheridan – American actor and producer - 30 Christa B. Allen – American actress - 35 Adam Rippon – American retired figure skater - 37 Patrick Starr – vAmerican make-up artist - 37 Vinny Guadagnino – American reality tv personality - 39 Chanelle Hayes – English tv personality - 39 Jon Batiste – American singer-songwriter, multi-instrumentalist, tv personality - 40 Mark Sanchez – American former professional football player - 40 Brittny Gastineau – American model, socialite and reality tv personality - 44 Leonardo DiCaprio – American actor and film producer - 52 Adam Beach – Canadian actor - 54 David DeLuise – American actor and tv director - 55 Carson Kressley – American tv personality, actor and designer - 57 Peaches – Canadian actress and composer - 60 Calista Flockhart – American actress - 62 Jevetta Steele - American singer - 63 Demi Moore – American actress - 64 Jane Pratt – Am...

OPEN POST: The Taylor-Johnsons Pap Walking!

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  Here's Aaron Taylor-Johnson with his "grandwife" (heard the term and had to use it!), Sam Taylor-Johnson, out and about in NYC. The two shared a romantic kiss in these totally candid photos! Aaron was recently photographed taking a cheerful walk with his Netflix show co-star, Riley Keough, the other day. Sam's death stare in the top photo seems to be an effort to shut down any rumours about Riley taking her victim man!  Source: TMZ

Birthday Hors

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Taron Egerton – Welsh actor and singer - 37 Kiernan Shipka – American actress - 27 Zoey Deutch – American actress - 32 Josh Peck – American actor and comedian - 40 Ricki-Lee Coulter - Australian singer-songwriter - 41 Miranda Lambert – American singer-songwriter and guitarist - 43 Heather Matarazzo – American actress - 44 Diplo – American DJ, songwriter and record producer - 48 Eve – American rapper, singer-songwriter and actress - 48 David Paetkau – Canadian actor - 48 Jim Adkins - American musician, lead vocals, guitarist of Jimmy Eat World - 51 Chris Lilley – Australian actor - 52 DJ Ashba – American musician, songwriter, record producer, graphic designer - 54 Walton Goggins – American actor - 55 Warren G – American rapper, DJ and producer - 56 Ellen Pompeo – American actress - 57 Steve Brookstein – English singer - 58 Tracy Morgan – American stand-up comedian and actor - 58 Michael Jai White – American actor and martial artist - 59 Vanessa Angel – English actress and form...

OPEN POST: Manor Music Monday With The Fabulous Betty Wright!

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Welcome, music hors, to another edition of Manor Music Monday, and the first in November after the you-know-what tsunami or shellacking or spanking or whatever you want to call it. All DJ Li'l Scratch knows is that a lot more people are out clubbing, dancing and slipping him prime 'nip. Is DJ Li'l Scratch high? Let's put it this way; that scratching post in the DJ booth has been decimated, m'k?  Meanwhile, did you know? This past Tuesday, it was our nation's Black Queens who once again helped  save the day . Have you thanked your neighborhood's Black Queens today? Speaking of queens, the songstress below was long known as Miami's Queen of Soul, and tonight, at the Manor's "Black Pearl" lounge and dinette, DJ Li'l Scratch will be spinning her irresistible tunes all night long.  Yes, it's Betty Wright, and her electrifying "Live" LP may have been recorded over thirty years ago, but make no mistake, it sounds as urgent and f...

Birthday Hors

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Eric Dane – American actor - (1972-2026) Nikki Blonsky – American actress, singer, dancer and internet personality - 38 Lio Tipton – American actor and model - 38 Brittany Bell – American model and dancer - 39 Jennifer Holland - American actress and model - 39 Emily Tyra – American singer, actress and dancer - 39 Delta Goodrem – Australian singer-songwriter, tv personality and actress - 42 Chris Lane - American singer-songwriter - 42 French Montana – Moroccan-American rapper - 42 Se7en – South-Korean singer - 42 Vanessa Lachey – American actress, model and tv host - 46 Cory Hardrict – American actor - 47 Sisqó – American singer-songwriter - 48 Alyson Court - Canadian actress - 53 Nick Lachey – American singer, dancer, actor, tv personality and tv host - 53 Chris Jericho – American-Canadian professional wrestler - 56 Scarface – American rapper and record producer - 56 Susan Tedeschi – American singer and guitarist - 56 Daphne Guinness – English designer, actress, producer and mus...

PECKERWOOD'S WEEKLY LUNOCRACY POST! For the Week of 11/09/2026!

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It ain't over till its over . No, for reals. 

OPEN POST: The Sunday Roast featuring Carnacki, the Ghost Finder!

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Getty There's a helluva job title, eh? Consulting Detective Sherlock Holmes has inspired a myriad of imitators, but among them Carnacki stands out as both a highly effective literary character AND the one most likely to really piss off Sir Arthur Conan Doyle. Doyle didn't like it when people didn't take woo-woo seriously; he was very into woo-woo, was old Sir A. William Hope Hodgson, the author who created Carnacki, was not, and insisted on bring a lens of pure, relentless logic to the supernatural. The only difference between him and skeptics is that, for the purposes of his fiction, he assumed the supernatural to  be real, and to be governed by laws only too poorly understood by the mainstream, and even by spiritualists, whom he considered sentimental, maudlin, and tacky.  Carnacki, though, was a ghost detective.  Oh, he wasn't a ghost himself, though had he ever been real he might be one right now. No, nor was he like those modern paranormal "researchers" w...

Birthday Hors

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Bonnie Raitt – American singer-songwriter and guitarist - 77 Lauren Alaina – American singer-songwriter - 32 Riker Lynch – American singer and actor - 35 SZA – American singer-songwriter - 37 Jessica Lowndes – Canadian actress and singer-songwriter - 38 Erica Mena – American actress, model and singer - 39 Jack Osbourne – British-American media personality - 41 Sam Sparro – Australian singer-songwriter and record producer - 44 Azura Skye – American actress - 45 Laura Jane Grace – American musician, singer-songwriter - 46 Dania Ramirez – Dominican actress - 47 Bucky Covington – American singer - 49 Khia – American rapper, singer-songwriter and record producer - 49 Tara Reid – American actress - 51 Matthew Rhys – Welsh actor - 52 David Muir – American journalist - 53 Gretchen Mol – American actress - 54 Tech N9ne – American rapper and singer - 55 Tom Anderson – American technology entrepreneur and co founder of Myspace - 56 Diana King - Jamaican singer-songwriter - 56 Parker Posey...

OPEN POST: Sally Field Celebrating Her 80th Birthday

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  Sally Field turned 80 years old on November 6th, and shared this photo of herself on instagram to celebrate. She captioned her post "So far, 80 feels like 79...but with a lot more wine." The outfit, the lived-in kitchen, the dog bed. This is who I want to be when I turn 80! Happy happy birthday to Sally. Source: Sally Field on instagram

Birthday Hors

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Courtney Marie Andrews - American singer-songwriter - 36 Lorde – New-Zealander singer-songwriter - 30 Bethany Mota – American video blogger - 31 Matt Corby - Australian singer-songwriter - 36 Reid Ewing – American actor and musician - 38 Elsa Hosk – Swedish model - 38 Adam DeVine – American actor, comedian, screenwriter and producer - 43 Krystal Harris – American former singer-songwriter and pianist - 45 Mark Philippoussis – Australian tennis coach - 50 Melyssa Ford – Canadian media personality and actress - 50 Yunjin Kim – American actress - 53 Christopher Daniel Barnes - American actor - 54 Jason London + Jeremy London – American actors - 54 Robin Finck - American guitarist - 55 Michelle Clunie – American actress and former ballet dancer - 57 David Guetta – French DJ and music producer - 59 Sharleen Spiteri – Scottish singer and guitarist, lead singer of Texas - 59 Todd McKee - American actor - 63 Liz Mikel - American actress - 63 Tommy Thayer – American musician, lead guitari...

OPEN POST: The Spirit of America

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The Spirit of America, 1974 Norman Rockwell

Birthday Hors

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Sally Field – American actress - 80 Hero Fiennes Tiffin – English actor, model and film producer - 29 Bowen Yang - American actor and comedian - 36 Emma Stone – American actress and producer - 38 Conchita Wurst – Austrian singer and drag queen - 38 Ana Ivanovic - Serbian former professional tennis player - 39 Katie Leclerc - American actress - 40 Patina Miller – American actress and singer - 42 Jon Hume - Australian-New Zealander musician and singer-songwriter - 43 Chris Soules – American tv personality and farmer - 45 Lee Dong-wook – South-Korean actor and presenter - 45 Lamar Odom – American former basketball player - 47 Taryn Manning – American actress and singer - 48 Zoe McLellan – American former actress - 52 Susan Downey – American film producer - 53 Thandiwe Newton – British actress - 54 Rebecca Romijn – American actress and former model - 54 Ethan Hawke – American actor, author and film director - 56 Marcus Samuelsson - Ethiopian-Swedish chef - 56 Kelly Rutherford – Amer...

OPEN POST: Blake Lively's UTI

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 Friends, hors, countrypeople (and city dwellers too), do you remember when you were little and your parents taught you how to get dressed in the morning? Do you remember them saying you had to wear a new, clean pair of underwear Every Single Day (socks too!)? Blake Lively doesn't.    Gotham/Getty & Gotham/Getty Images That is her, two days in a row at the Tribeca Film Festival. Day one, she wore her Versace underwear with the waistband showing ostentatiously. Too bad for her New York is full of fashionistas who called her out for wearing them inside out; the black is supposed to be on the inside! The next day she wore the same outfit, with the same ostentatiously displayed undergotchies, but this time the right way out.  WHO DOES THIS? WHO WEARS THE SAME UNDERWEAR TWO DAYS IN A ROW??? 

Birthday Hors

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Vivien Leigh – British actress - (1913-1967) Josie Canseco – American model and internet personality - 30 Odell Beckham Jr. - American football player - 34 Flume – Australian musician, DJ and record producer - 35 Kevin Jonas – American musician and tv personality - 39 BoA – South Korean singer-songwriter, producer, dancer and actress - 40 Roxy Olin – American actress and producer - 41 Alexa Chung – British tv presenter, model, internet personality, writer - 43 Luke Hemsworth – Australian actor - 46 Lisa Scott-Lee - Welsh singer - 51 Keala Settle – American actress and singer - 51 Ryan Adams – American singer-songwriter - 52 Danniella Westbrook – English actress and tv personality - 53 Chris Addison - British comedian and writer - 55 Jonny Greenwood – English musician, member of Radiohead - 55 Corin Nemec - American actor and film producer - 55 Seth Gilliam – American actor - 58 Sam Rockwell – American actor - 58 Judy Reyes – American actress, model and producer - 59 Famke Jans...

Open Post: It's Wednesday And It's 1982, So Let's Get Physical!

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  Although I usually want to see a movie on Wednesday, that's not the case today because I've already seen all the biggest hits of 1982 (which is odd because I was born in 1998) so let's cruise around in your brand-new Mercury and listen to the top 10 on the radio. Oh shoot, turn it up. That sexy new song by that saucy songstress from Sydney* is on! Whatever we decide to do, let's have fun and talk too much and be silly and offer lots of non-sequiturs--after all, it's Open Post, darlings! *ONJ wasn't from Sydney Australia, I was just trying to be alliterative.

Birthday Hors

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Doris Roberts – American actress - (1925-2016) Meadow Rain Walker – American model and actress - 28 Fivel Stewart - American actress - 30 Drew Starkey – American actor - 33 Jessa Duggar Seewald – American tv personality - 34 Alexz Jonhson - Canadian musician and actress - 40 George Huff – American singer - 46 Emme Rylan - American actress - 46 Jesse Camp – American musician and tv personality - 47 Trishelle Cannatella – American reality tv personality - 47 Curtis Stone – Australian celebrity chef, author and tv personality - 51 Heather Tom – American actress and tv director - 51 Louise Redknapp – English singer and media personality - 52 Steven Ogg – Canadian actor - 53 Bethenny Frankel – American tv personality, entrepreneur and author - 56 Anthony Ruivivar - American actor - 56 Matthew McConaughey – American actor - 57 Samantha Smith – American actress - 57 Kiersten Warren – American actress - 61 Ralph Macchio – American actor - 65 Jeff Probst – American tv presenter and p...