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The Incredible Shrinking Jonah Hill!

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  Get in line, ladies! Faster than you can sing "Oh, oh, Ozempic!," there's a new man in town. Or is there? You'll have to squint, because it's actually everyone's favorite romancer, Jonah Hill. Hot off the heels of his ex-girlfriend, Sarah Brady, accusing him of mental abuse, and Alexa Nikolas, a former child actress who claimed that he physically assaulted her as a teenager, Jonah's is back and he's working the ho stroll with a whole new look. Or a lot less of his look, 'cause he's skinny as a string bean and sporting a sassy new buzz cut. Surely gals everywhere are swooning, amirite? Okay, so maybe not Sarah Brady, whom Jonah forbad from posting pictures on her Instagram account in her swimsuit - even though she's a surf instructor. "I respect your love of surfing," he texted her, "but I respect myself, as well!" This, he claimed, was coming from a very "vulnerable place." He further demanded that she "