Peckerwood Manor

HAHAHAHAHAHA! <breathe> HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Sorry, I just can't with this. Stop Bradley and your publicists. Just stop. HAHAHA<wheeze>HAHAHAHA .This is post-2010, and the public understands publicity relationships now. Why do you do this at all? What are you hiding? What kind of money are you offering? Are handjobs involved? Whatever. We both know you need to change the narrative from your unfortunate JewFace debacle. I have more questions. I still want to know what was going through your head when you thought looking like you were in the Witness Protection Program was a great idea. Drunk? High? Both? I also question those around you who didn't tell you to rip your nose off your face because you look like Groucho Marx's alter ego. Somehow though fucking this up shows how desperate you are for an Oscar. I know the nose worked for Nicole in The Hours, but her prosthetic nose wasn't seen as a slur. For the record, I don't think you are a racist or anti-semite;

In all the uproar about Bradley Cooper's prosthetic "Jewface" nose for his portrayal of Leonard Bernstein in the upcoming biopic, shouldn't we also be talking about Felicia Montealegre Bernstein, Leonard's wife? She was a noted actor and activist, born in Costa Rica and raised in Chile by her Costa Rican mother and American-born father. Pictured above is not Felicia, but Carey Mulligan, a UK actress of Irish and Welsh descent.  So here we have a part-Latina actor born and raised in one of the largest Hispanic regions outside of the U.S, who later married a first generation American Jewish composer born of Russian Jewish immigrants. And they're being portrayed by a UK-born Caucasian actor, and, in Bradley's case, a Caucasian actor of Irish-Italian descent born in America. Should we side-eye this or not? Yes, there's been many non-Jews who've portrayed Jews, from Cillian Murphy in the current "Oppenheimer" going and all the way back to Holl