Peckerwood Manor

Hors, I have stumbled upon further proof that we truly are living in the worst timeline. Not only are the glory days of men's short shorts  a thing of the past, but apparently also bygone are the days when there were whole-ass ass stories dedicated to selling men's underwear! Back in the late 30s to mid-40s, Munsingwear Underwear for Men printed a series of advertisements in this style for the masses to feast their eyes upon as they perused the morning paper. Just imagine starting each day with a fresh cup of sassy vintage dudes in their stretchy skivvies talking shit to each other! 

In Dis Tew Much™ news, a proposal to ban wearing thongs on the beach in Australia is underway, and of course you already know the type behind it - a straight white puritanical killjoy (local businessman Ian Grace). He proposed the ban in a letter to the Gold Coast mayor, confidently claiming (without consulting anyone whatsoever, probably) that it "makes people uncomfortable." Um, okay, buddy... However, in response to the proposed ban, a bikini-clad rally of protestors have gathered to show their support for what they're now calling the 'Free the Peach' movement. I'd be lying if said I wasn't a bit disappointed they aren't calling it 'Butt Out, Ian!', but I digress. Discussing the protest, one pro-thong woman had this to say about it: "It's giving everybody the freedom of choice of what they can wear on the beach. It's fighting for our right to feel comfortable enough in our own skin. We've been doing it for so many years, i