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OPEN POST: Choupette Lagerfeld is Rich, Gorgeous and 13. Would You Leave A Trust Fund For Your Pet/s?

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Choupette is the pampered, wealthy Birman who owned Kaiser Karl until 2019, when Karl shed his mortal coil and went to hell.  Unfortunately, he had to ride in Economy Class with peasants on a dirty, pee-smelling bus. Yes, Karl arrived in hell with the great unwashed who were everything he despised on earth including women who wore above a size 00 and unfashionably dressed men in triple knit polyester poo brown coach shorts jammed in their asses with button down 70s shirts stretched over their beer bellies. They burped, passed noxious fumes, and bullied him until he arrived at the River Styx, relieved to finally go to his final home- a shack with a hard pallet. Who is his roommate, you wonder? Leona Helmsley, the Queen of Mean (who also bequeathed her pup fortune), ended up in hell. They hissed at each other, and that is when the designer realized his fate and that he was now in his worst nightmare, hell-rooming with a woman with a tragic facelift who was nastier than he was. ...