WHO'S THIS WEEK'S THIRSTIEST HOR? Is It Eddie Murphy? Or Oprah Winfrey? Or The Coveted Personality Hire?
Welcome, fellow trollops, to the latest edition of "Who's This Week's Thirstiest Ho?" Today's trio are drier than Travis Kelce's nut sac (Tay-Tay is so not a teabagger, thankyew), so they need all the moisture they can get. First up, we have Eddie Murphy , who's been on the publicity ho stroll for his new movie, "Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F," which arrives nearly 30 years after "Beverly Hills Cop III," so obviously there's been pent-up demand for it. Either that or Eddie, the father of 10 children with 5 different women, needs some cheddar. Please note that Nic Canon has 12 children with 6 different women. No word yet on whether he followed in Eddie's raw-dogging steps when he insured his cojones. I suppose some things really must remain a mystery. Not a mystery? Eddie's thirst, since he's been taking this time to tell multiple interviewers about the cultural importance of his work and to call out all the meanies who d