Peckerwood Manor

Welcome, fellow trollops, to the latest edition of "Who's This Week's Thirstiest Ho?" Today's trio are drier than Travis Kelce's nut sac (Tay-Tay is so not a teabagger, thankyew), so they need all the moisture they can get. First up, we have Eddie Murphy , who's been on the publicity ho stroll for his new movie, "Beverly Hills Cop: Axel F," which arrives nearly 30 years after "Beverly Hills Cop III," so obviously there's been pent-up demand for it. Either that or Eddie, the father of 10 children with 5 different women, needs some cheddar. Please note that   Nic Canon has 12 children with 6 different women. No word yet on whether he followed in Eddie's  raw-dogging steps when he insured his cojones. I suppose some things really must remain a mystery. Not a mystery? Eddie's thirst, since he's been taking this time to tell multiple interviewers about the cultural importance of his work and to call out all the meanies who d

Source: YouTube Back in the 80s, Eddie Murphy was EVERYTHING - SNL cast member, standup comedian, mega movie star, and perhaps less notably, short-lived career musician. And I'm not ashamed to admit that I still love his biggest chart-topping banger, the Rick James -produced hit Party All the Time . I mean, what's there not to love? There's that catchy, funky beat (with those little "CLAP CLAPs!" sprinkled in between)....that sweet, sexy synth sound making love to our ears....and not least of all, the absolutely, utterly, so very cheesy 80s music video that accompanies it. I mean, just look at the mop on Rick James, y'all! The Ogilvieness of it all!! I live for it!! I know Eddie is supposed to be the star here, but Rick James really Rick Jamesed it up in that video and stole the show. And frankly, I think we're all better off for it. Although I do feel like the guy on the right here at 2:26 could probably give him a run for his money... Enjoy, dear Pecker