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  Paris Hilton gif courtesy of: Cosmopolitan.com Back in 2017, Paris Hilton decided to stake her claim in the history of inventions by claiming she invented the selfie. Well, fast forward to 2023 and she's at it AGAIN. It seems like Paris Hilton is doing whatever it takes to rehab her image and make a comeback on the pop culture scene. Ugh, I know. She can't seem to take a hint that she's about as relevant these days as fax machine. Because the 42 year old Queen of Valtrex can't seem to take a hint and just go away, she went on Twitter to make the outlandish claim - again -  that SHE, along with Britney Spears, invented the selfie. She posted this on Twitter: "17 years ago, Britney and I created the selfie! Tag me with your most epic selfies to celebrate the most iconic invention".  Paris Hilton is claiming she invented the selfie when she took this photo back in 2017. Image: USA Today Um, no. First of, I can think of thousands of other things that have been i

Ugh, with this one again. If Doja Cat wants to ruin her career, we should let her. Cancel Culture often gets it wrong, but we need a full reboot just for her. Doja was spotted wearing a t-shirt with a photo of an alt-right comedian, Sam Hyde, on it, and when she was called out, she doubled down. To add to your disgust, Hyde has been a suspect in a mass shooting. When she put the shirt on and posted photos, there was no way she didn't know that there would be a negative reaction. Some attention is better than none in that hellscape black hole of stupidity between her ears, so she trolls for headlines. It has been in our faces repeatedly, and when that's not enough, she trolls some more. She is trash. She is garbage. She is an awful person. Take her career to the woods and shoot it in the heart already.  Rarely do we see someone so willing to dismantle their career with such abandon and glee. Doja hates her fans and proves this as often as she can: her disdain is evident to every