Peckerwood Manor

After the success of the First Annual Florida Man Games, I figured it would be a cultural outing for Manor residents if we descended on St. Augustine next year for the sequel. There will be a dress code that is not of the Palm Beach or Miami elite kind because all of these games are the perfect places to let the tackiest inner you shine. Think Redneck chic. Join us. Neon color clashing is encouraged. Enthusiastic over spray tanning is a plus. Ever secretly want to revisit the 80s and frosted pink lipsticks? Now is the time is the time to think of your wardrobe and start on that mullet.  The Eat the Butt Contest is one for some people. Ahem. It's Pork Butt, you filthy hors, but some people... Blair ...may have to represent the manor and use his particular skills...I didn't mean to write that out loud butt... Hotmami should represent us in the Weaponized Pool Noodles Mud Contest . The girl is feisty, and I think she would whip ass and win. They may have to halt the games for her

Source: The Autopian I think it's pretty safe to say that at this point in our bullshit timeline, if I were to throw together the words "Florida man", "booty truck", and "law enforcement", you probably wouldn't even bat an eye, would you? In fact, you might even find yourself wondering, "What, no semen-filled vape pen?!"   Yes, it seems most of us around here have grown pretty desensitized to that special kind of Floridian trash, but I still think the subject of today's Open Post is worth a nod. Apparently, a man in Florida was recently issued a citation by local sheriff's deputies for driving a  "Booty Patrol" truck that looked a little too much like an official Border Patrol truck - complete with a similar green stripe down the side and the words "Booty Patrol" on the back. It was spotted in several counties before the driver was cited under a law that bans vehicles from having red and blue lights that look