Peckerwood Manor

Breaking news! Justin Timberlake (pictured above during his "I'ma Kewl Gangsta" phase) is a mangy, soft-nutting cock sneeze who stomps on women to get what he wants, then lies about them in public - then later tries to say, "Aw, but it's all in the past, yo. We cool now," as if he'd merely friendzoned the women in question, as if his mean girl fuckery was acceptable both then and now. "Oh my dong, you don't say!" you say, because this is brand new information. I keed, I keed. We've all known Timberlake to be a punk-ass cheeseball for some time, only now, like a screeching Karen who finally gets called out after complaining about a Black girl using the sidewalk (to walk!), Justin seems to be getting ripped a new one on the daily these days. And, gosh, I don't think even his K-K-Karen Gurl Kornrows are going to help. Sad emoticon.  I should first note that I've never been particularly interested in Britney, the spiller of all the ...

Would you cheat on this? That the question every hor is asking themselves this morning, because yesterday, the luminous Jodie-Turner Smith filed for divorce from acceptable, mildly doable man-schlub, Joshua Jackson. Why, you ask? Because allegedly he had a case of the wandering scrotum-totem. Yes, he cheated on her , not the other way around, which is confusifying on so many levels that I just cannot. I mean, look at her. Look. At. Her. What in micro-peen man-whore hell was he thinking?  Jodie's asking for joint custody of their 3 year-old crotch dropping - and get this: there's no prenup. Which means this could potentially get very messy, but then what did we expect? They first met at Usher's 40th birthday party. If that's not stanky-bad juju, I don't know what is. Since Jodie's net worth is allegedly $5 million and Joshua's is allegedly $8 million, expect Jodie to get a hefty chunk of Joshua's cheese - not that kind, you shameless tramp - given that sh...