Greetings, Manor Hors! Periodically, "The Roving Pecker" presents urgent missives from filthy esteemed guest writers. Today's is from D'Hermitage! ------------------------------------- They're here again. The Pets of Peckerwood Manor have long kept supersecret diaries. But lucky for you, I stole even more pages from a few and can now share their hush-hush scribbles: Scout And His Portrait I AM SO EXCITED! Plastic Botox Face and I are going to art school! I’m going to get my portrait painted. As I will only trust the styling of THE dutch masters for my headshot, I have narrowed down the pose choices to two. I’m always told how effortlessly chic I look, but really, it just means that those observing don’t make the effort. There is no shame in EFFORT. It is deliberate and well thought out! But also, shout out to my DNA as one should not forget thy nepo-roots! Soooo the choices are: Jan Van Eyck:  Or Rembrandt:  Masters of their craft, dear diary - and so am I! The ...