►An inside source is saying that Asshat Ashton Kutcher (47), "is desperate to make a comeback and revive his image". He's hoping his new FX series, Beauty, will be the vehicle allowing him to sit at the big kids table again. Ha, ha...good luck with that.  Ever since Ashton and his wife, Mila Kunis, wrote a letter of support for convicted POS Danny Masterson, the couple has been shunned, like a hooker at a Tupperware party. Not helping matters is Ashton's past close ties with ANOTHER convicted ahole, Sean "Diddy" Combs. As reported by the The National Enquirer (hey, don't knock it...they were considered for a Pulitzer Prize) a resurfaced interview of Ashton in The Hot Ones hasn't helped. In the interview Ashton, "admitted there were “a lot” of stories from Diddy’s infamous parties that he could not tell." Of course he can't tell. That would make him part of whatever f**kery Diddy was doing. It also makes Ashton guilty of having his th...

     ► Bianca Censori (30), better known as Kanye's nekkid mannequin, is debuting a line of jewellery that is as offensive as her attire. Bianca drew inspiration from OBGYN exam tools for the first two pieces she's introducing. The Scalpel Bracelet ($2,100) was, "inspired by the precision of a scalpel, this bracelet sits close to the wrist with a structured minimal profile and a mirror finish".  The Speculum Cuff  ($2,250) is "a narrow sterling-silver cuff with clean, curved edges and a mirrored finish. The form is inspired by the functional contours of a medical speculum.” Being married to Kanye has resulted in her spending a lot of time at a doctor's office. That's the only explanation I can think of. These baubles belong in a BOGO bin at Spencer Gifts. Some people are saying she ripped off an Elsa Peretti design, which Tiffany's has been selling for decades.   Read More Comment: When Bianca skidded into the scene and latched her carbide to Mount K...