Welcome, music prostitots, to another edition of Manor Music Monday, today with a li'l bump, a li'l grind, and lots of razzmatazz. And yes, our songstress of the day has a gimmick, because, as you might know, you gotta get a gimmick. Those last four words were probably enough to cause all of you Broadway Babies out there to squeal with happiness - and for good reason. But this ain't no Broadway post, bub. It's about the Real McCoy, as they say, or the genu-wine article. Tonight, DJ Li'l Scratch will be playing all of her hot-cha! songs at the Manor's "Tuna Pole!" lounge and Shirako dinette. Yes, i t's times like these that call for Gypsy, don't you think? No, not the movie or stage Gypsy. I'm talking about the actual person. Yes, it's true, there really was a burlesque queen named Gypsy. I know, right? It's like finding out the tooth-fairy is real. And yes, she and her audience frequently had to make a mad dash for the streets when...

Just saw this beauty and as best I can figure it's a modified 1946 AK series Chevrolet Suburban truck. In 1946, the U.S. was feeling optimistic because WWII was finally over, our servicemen and servicewomen were back home and the G.I. Bill was helping members of our armed forces buy their own homes and get access to higher education for the first time. So toss the kids in the flatbed and go to the drive-in, there's a big new MGM musical called "Till The Clouds Roll By" and it's got JUDY GARLAND, and it's in TECHNICOLOR! Happy Wednesday, darlings!

Welcome, fellow trollops, to the latest edition of "Who's This Week's Thirstiest Ho?" Today's trio are drier than a months-old dead opossum on the side of the road, s o they need all the moisture they can get. First up, we have Richard Dreyfuss , a phlegmatic, has-been actor who happily engages in "consensual seduction rituals," as he cheerfully termed it after being accused of whipping out his gherkin to a barely 20 year-old female writer in a studio trailer . "I remember my face being brought close to his penis,” said the writer. “The idea was that I was going to give him a blow job. I didn’t, and I left.” Those writers, so uptight.  Swing, baby, swing! But maybe don't swing when it comes to Richard's son, Harry , who in 2017 claims that his penis was groped and fondled through his pants when he was an underage teenager by none other than  Kevin Spacey,  all while an unwitting Richard was in the same room. The company you keep, amirite? On...

Here at Peckerwood Manor, Endora is our unofficial official witch. But there's many witches to celebrate today. Who's your hands-down absolute favorite? Veronica Lake in "I Married A Witch?" Angelica Houston in "The Witches?" Fairuza Balk in "The Craft?" There's no wrong answer! No, really. No wrong answer at all. Happy Halloweenie, tricklets!