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WHO'S THIS WEEK'S THIRSTIEST HO? Is It Justin Bieber? Or Barry Jenkins? Or Walmart's bettergoods?

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Welcome, fellow trollops, to the latest edition of "Who's This Week's Thirstiest Ho?" Today's trio are drier than your Great Auntie's chocha, so they need all the moisture they can get.  First up, we have Justin Bieber , whom many believe is driving off a cliff in slow-motion - like Amy Winehouse  once did and Britney Spears is doing now - especially after he posted pictures on Instagram this week which featured him shedding a few tears while wearing a porkpie hat in lime green (which is completely unacceptable and makes him look like an infected peen polyp). But let's look closer. Is he shedding real tears or glycerin tears? Or rather, is he troubled or twat-ish? Disturbed or douchey? Tired or tweaky? Down in the dumps or dick-smacking dumb? Before you call out, "All of the above!" or "I'd only smack him with Diddy's dick 'cause he's used to it!"  let's consider another option. Dude is majorly parched.  But when h...

NEPO WATCH! Meet Kingston, The Teen Son Of Gwen Stefani And Gavin Rossdale! He Writes ‘Justin Bieber-Quality’ Songs!

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Step right up! In this, Peckerwood Manor's inaugural Nepo Watch! post, we introduce Kingston, the 17 year-old son of Gwen Stefani - pictured above after her head transplant (allegedly!) - and her ex-husband, Gavin Rossdale. Kingston, we're told breathlessly by both parents, is destined to have a major music career, which has everything to do with his natural, God-given talents, thank you, and nothing to do with being Gavin's and Gwen's son. After all, insists Gavin, Kingston doesn't even like any of the music his parents have released over the last few decades, so how on earth could they give him a leg up in his career? Kingston is keeping his music career "independent" from his parents, they claim.  How independent? Thanks for asking! So independent that Kingston recently performed his music at stepdad Blake Shelton's Oklahoma bar to riotous acclaim and adulation - and Blake didn't birth Kingston, did he? Nepo who? Moreover, Gavin is being praise...