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Welcome, fellow trollops, to the latest edition of "Who's This Week's Thirstiest Ho?" Today's trio are drier than all those Doritios crumbles between J.D. Vance's couch cushions - 'cause he's always snackin' after sexytimes - so they need all the moisture they can get. First up, we have  Billie Joe Armstrong , the front man for Green Day, a cosmeticized, faux-punk group from the early-90s which aped the moves, sound and attitude of their predecessors, The Red Hot Chili Peppers, and their front man,  Anthony Kiedis - sans the Peppers raw talent, innovative discography, and charming socks . I said what I said and shan't be convinced otherwise. Everything about Billie is tricked up, including his sexuality. He's noted that he's in a straight, M/F marriage, but bisexual, which is fine and good, expect when you're tacky about it. This includes the time at an industry party where he allegedly walked up to a long-ago boyfriend with his wif...

Whatever you may think of Kathy Griffin as a comic, no one will argue that she's been through it, from enduring Trump's near ruinous government harassment to a cancer diagnosis to MAGA trolls trying to drag her down. But she keeps on keepin' on. And so when Kathy had something to say about anti-vax bro rapist Russell Brand, you best believe I listened. It was not pretty. But then Kathy is in that hallowed no-fucks-left-to-give phase of her career, which means she'll tell us the truth no matter how difficult it may be.  According to Kathy on her social media feeds , Russell Brand's creeptastic, dick weasel ways have long been known on the comedy circuit and behind the scenes - for almost a decade. But there's good news. Kathy promises that there's "many more coming" in terms of victims stepping forward. "It's taken forever to catch up with that sleaze bag," she says, then recounts a time when a friend of hers ran into Russell at an A...

  Today in stating-the-obvious, erstwhile model, Janice Dickinson, called Andy Cohen a "tacky queen" on a recent episode of the podcast, "Behind The Velvet Rope." Andy, pictured above getting a rough handy from Kris Jenner, is responsible, to varying degrees, for the rise of the Kardashians and Bravo's "Housewives" franchise. Is Andy cultural Chernobyl? A misogynist's best friend? On the payroll of grateful plastic surgeons  worldwide? Gosh, your guess is as good as mine (or, "yes").  Janice, who's no stranger to telling it like it is, also said that Andy begged her to star on one of the "Housewives" shows, which she happily turned down, and stole her idea for a Bravo late night talk show, which she pitched to him, and thereafter started "Watch What Happens Live." Starring himself. This wasn't the first time Janice was kicked to the curb. Tyra Banks, whom Dickerson has called "soulless" and "chea...