Peckerwood Manor

It's the end of summer, which means that in addition to the still-sweltering heat - don't put those fans away yet, bitches! - it's the time of year when many celebs get married or unchained or hit the ho stroll for peen on the regular. First up, love lives with a Broadway vet who's so painfully skinny you could suck her through a straw. I speak, of course, about Kristin Chenoweth, who claims that her hair extensions once saved her life after a nasty fall at a 7-11 (I'm not kidding), in which she cracked open her skull on the pavement and the metal from her extensions held together her fracture. Ouch (but also, was she getting ciggies or a Slurpee?) (these are the details that matter).  Anywayshestilllookslikeabobblehead, 55 year-old Kristin married 41 year-old Josh Bryant, a relative normie and a "musician," we're told. And, yes, a younger man. Escandalo! or Get it, Kristin!  Pick one. At their rehearsal dinner, they served a custom-made Baskin-Robbin...