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OPEN POST: Field Trip to Versailles to Find the Ghost of Marie Antoinette

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It's time for another field trip, but this one is a little different. We are going to see if Versailles is haunted by the ghost of Marie Antoinette. Would her ghost be in Versailles? If we begged, would she take pity and appear? We will hold a seance in the Hall of Mirrors, even if the guards try to stop us. We will offer nudes of Kombitcha, and that will make them simmer down. MA would have to come up from the netherworld then. She wouldn't resist a chance to tell a group of debauched fellow sluts all about her adventures and the truth behind why Louis wouldn't or couldn't consummate their marriage. Don't mention the g word (guillotine), she has amnesia and doesn't remember.  If we aren't careful, the Louis might take this chance to upstage and hog our attention. Can you imagine? Caza trying to wrestle the shoes off 14's feet and then running up through the castle...prancing...Caza doesn't run, he prances with the red soled heels to the great amusem...