OPEN POST: Field Trip to Versailles to Find the Ghost of Marie Antoinette

It's time for another field trip, but this one is a little different. We are going to see if Versailles is haunted by the ghost of Marie Antoinette. Would her ghost be in Versailles? If we begged, would she take pity and appear? We will hold a seance in the Hall of Mirrors, even if the guards try to stop us. We will offer nudes of Kombitcha, and that will make them simmer down. MA would have to come up from the netherworld then. She wouldn't resist a chance to tell a group of debauched fellow sluts all about her adventures and the truth behind why Louis wouldn't or couldn't consummate their marriage. Don't mention the g word (guillotine), she has amnesia and doesn't remember. 

If we aren't careful, the Louis might take this chance to upstage and hog our attention. Can you imagine? Caza trying to wrestle the shoes off 14's feet and then running up through the castle...prancing...Caza doesn't run, he prances with the red soled heels to the great amusement of other ghosts who start partying in the garden with us. It could totally happen. Besides, I have an in with Louis XV. He is in my family tree as a direct relative, meaning someone had an affair and passed off a baby as someone else's. Granpere. SCANDAL. But I digress. Let's do this. Meet Manderly and me out front, and let's get this field trip started. 

As a treat, Alain Ducasse will be providing a dinner before we head out to the discos of Paris to dance the night away, along with Marie Antoinette's ghost, who will become an honorary Peckerwoody. It could totally happen. Seriously. 

This is MA's little getaway where it is rumored she met up with

an amour and sexed him up. Maybe she will tell us the truth.

        This fella is my grandaddy. Hey Pops hit me up

                     I'll be wanting the full story.

Another shot of her faux humble getaway.

Here is the chapel. Some of y'all need to drop to your knees and pray 

               

Marie A and Louis useless the 16th's tombs. Lets be quiet here. 16 is a bore. We don't want him.  

 

Start packing, and I demand you all pack some 18th-century cosplay. You didn't think you'd be in regular clothes? Nay. You will be dressed as if it were 1772. Get going. We have a plane to catch.