Walmart Wallis uploaded on her IG a video of her twerking to induce labor when she was pregnant with Lillibet. She said it's a tribute to her daughter as today is her 4th birthday. Yes, that's Temu Edward joining in. Here's the IG link . And yes, she really did upload this on her IG.  As expected, she and Duke of Dork are being blasted for not only their bad dancing, but for embarrassing themselves, their young daughter, and subjecting the public to their shenanigans which requires industrial strength eye bleach. It's like watching an unbalanced clothes washer on it's last legs. These 2 have lost their minds. If they think they're going to get hired by DWTS they're nuts.  The RF has not issued a response. I doubt they will - it's beneath them at this point to comment on how trashy WW and TE have become.    

Welcome, fellow trollops, to the latest edition of "Who's This Week's Thirstiest Ho?" Today's trio are drier than a crumbling wine cork between an overflowing Dumpster and a leased Chevy Trax behind an off-ramp 7-11, so they need all the moisture they can get. First, we have perpetual thirsty gal, Gwyneth Paltrow , who's an expert at gaining attention, what with her vagina-scented candles (did she ever say whose vagina it smelled like? Was it  Oprah's vagina? Justin Timberlake's ?  That Damn Judi Dench's ?). Then there's her instructions on how to yawn properly (yes, she insists, you're doing it wrong; I'm assuming it's all about opening wide-wide-wide, like giving a blowie to The Hammaconda ); how to speak kind words to water before drinking it (to encourage it's "good molecular structure") (huh?); and how to pump oxygen with a catheter up your b-hole, followed by a deep, spiritually-uplifting coffee enema (the latte...