Current Household at Casa de Fleur: 2 cats, 1 comedian Cockatoo, 2 dogs, many horses, most of which are my kids' sport competition horses, so not really pets but pampered like they are, some are mine and Fleury's, 3 ponies, one that is an obnoxious brat and maybe not cut out for anything but hanging around if the trainer can't get him to behave, 2 mini horses that belong to Baby-1 is a bully and thinks he's a stallion. The farm has all kinds of animals, MIL's chickens, working dogs, barn and stable cats, hunting dogs, and whatever wild foxes lurk, deer, rabbits, and icky badgers. Spring is around the corner so I expect the dumpings of boxes of kittens and puppies to show up , Petsagain. Sigh. 

Choupette is the pampered, wealthy Birman who owned Kaiser Karl until 2019, when Karl shed his mortal coil and went to hell.  Unfortunately, he had to ride in Economy Class with peasants on a dirty, pee-smelling bus. Yes, Karl arrived in hell with the great unwashed who were everything he despised on earth including women who wore above a size 00 and unfashionably dressed men in triple knit polyester poo brown coach shorts jammed in their asses with button down 70s shirts stretched over their beer bellies. They burped, passed noxious fumes, and bullied him until he arrived at the River Styx, relieved to finally go to his final home- a shack with a hard pallet. Who is his roommate, you wonder? Leona Helmsley, the Queen of Mean (who also bequeathed her pup fortune), ended up in hell. They hissed at each other, and that is when the designer realized his fate and that he was now in his worst nightmare, hell-rooming with a woman with a tragic facelift who was nastier than he was. ...