BREAKING: It's Divorce, Bitch! Brit-Brit And Sam Will Soon Be Post-Married!
Twirl, Brit-Brit, twirl. Right to divorce court. Judge Tacky Snatch Weave presiding. In breaking news today, it was revealed that Brit and her leech useless Trumpian twat housebroken ghey husband soon to be wasband, Sam Asghari, are getting de-shackled. Sad emoticon 'n' such, because post-conservatory, Brit's seemed to be doing so well. *cough* Or at least enjoying herself while whirling around half-nudie in her McMansion, circa 1989. TMZ and "The NY Post" report that the couple's relationship has been toxic (sorry, had to) for quite some time, leading to explosive arguments both in private and in public. In fact, they've come to blows - no, not the fun kind - or at least Brit's been beating Sam (allegedly!) - and no, not the fun way - while only recently, he moved out of their McMansion. To be honest, even those who were rooting for Brit when her conservatory ended were side-eying her decision to move in with, then marry, Asghari, who's vario