Peckerwood Manor

Welcome, my chickens, to the latest edition of "Who's The Thirstiest Ho?" First up, perennially-parched stunt queen, Beyonce, who last Sunday gave everyone a confusing case of "Harpo, who's that new Kardashian and why is she wearing a tiny metal heart on her cha-cha hole?" when she dropped a commercial and two new songs during the Super Bowl for her forthcoming country album. Yes, you read that right, "country," the last bastion of greedy pop stars hoping to find a new revenue stream besides this . It worked out so well for Justin Timberlake  and Steven Tyler . Yippee ay yee!  When she inserted herself into TaylorBowl, many wondered if Beyonce was showing her "Look at meeeeee!" jellyness. Others asked if she was stealing the spotlight from Usher's halftime show and his own forthcoming album. The answer is a joyous, "Yes, to all of this!" And when you scorch that much earth, boy, do you need moisture. And since someone on Bey

Sometimes the Prince of Wales shows himself, and we see who is behind the mask of smiles of waves. He has always been spared from lurid stories about him because the Royal Press office has wrangled the press into submission. He must be very popular, or people will start paying attention to the hundreds of millions of dollars he and his wife have demanded to improve residences, including the Middleton's home. It was outfitted with a tennis court because Kate might come over and want to play tennis. If the public does not love him, then the crown is in trouble, so what he does gets swept under rugs, and when Harry shared a press office with him, he was the scapegoat. He had to look lesser even though he excelled at the things William was mediocre at. Harry was by far the better polo player, more charming, better with the public, and less sulky. That was how things used to be.  However, Harry is still being trashed while the press acts like William is perfection. How does this happen?