Programming Note: My work project is slooowly winding down. I hope to be back on a regular posting schedule within the next 10 days or so. Thanks for your understanding.  ► Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of Yuck York and ex-wife of Prince Ahole (Govt Name: Andrew), has been fired from a children's hospice after revelations of her friendship with pedo perv Jeffrey Epstein. Seems like the Duchess of Yuck had everyone convinced she was disgusted by his behavior when in fact, it was the opposite. The allegations were part of author Andrew Lownie's new book, Entitled.  The book mentions that back in 2011 the Duchess of Yuck denounced Epstein and his behavior during an interview but then she turned around and sent Epstein a series I ♥ Jeff emails about how much she valued their friendship.  Mr. Lownie also mentioned that despite Fergie and Prince Andrew claiming they only accepted $18,500 from Epstein, he believes the amount they "borrowed" from him was closer to $2.5 m...

Excuse me while I wipe away the tears fallen from my eyes as they witness the sheer beauty of this incredible masterpiece! * tingle *

    It's slow news because of the SAG-Writers strike. So we have to make due with whatever floats on the proverbial toilet bowl. This came up.  According to reports (I'm side-eyeing Scoobie Obbie Doo), the Duke & Duchess of Nextflix stood on the airport tarmac with their thumbs out (the international sign of hitchhiking) to ask the White House if they could bum a ride on Air Force One for Queen Elizabeth's funeral. The White House said, "Nope". I imagine the White House operator rolled their eyes and proceeded to block their number. It takes a special kind of empty headed self importance stupidity to even think about asking POTUS for a freebie on Air Force One, let alone actually doing it. Then again, no one should be shocked since these two have been called grifters by Spotify execs. Is this why Megan didn't attend the funeral and Prince Harry looked pissed off at having to fly commercial?   Let's examine everything that's wrong if you try to hit...