Comedian Kevin James Thornton in his signature Shamala Hamala Caftan Some of you may be familiar with comedian Kevin James Thornton , but if you're not, you should be because he is a 100% certified, Grade A, Manor-worthy hor. I had the privilege of seeing him live over the summer where he performed both his famous It Was The 90s auto-tuned schtick as well as the story of "Shamala Hamala" from his days as a young, closeted ghey growing up in a "super fundamentalist Christian church" (see below). Anyway, his merchandise includes this absolutely stunning display of ELEGANZA - the Shamala Hamala caftan! Sized 100,000XXXL, it doubles as a stylish dome beach tent, probably, because oh my god it's fucking HUGE! But more importantly, it's MINE now since the boyfriend gifted it to me for Christmas - truly, a beautifully sentimental gift for the ages. It's even got references to his "Death by Breadsticks" ditty AND rainbows because...gay! *wipes te...