OPEN POST: My Shamala Hamala Caftan!

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Comedian Kevin James Thornton in his signature Shamala Hamala Caftan

Some of you may be familiar with comedian Kevin James Thornton, but if you're not, you should be because he is a 100% certified, Grade A, Manor-worthy hor. I had the privilege of seeing him live over the summer where he performed both his famous It Was The 90s auto-tuned schtick as well as the story of "Shamala Hamala" from his days as a young, closeted ghey growing up in a "super fundamentalist Christian church" (see below).

Anyway, his merchandise includes this absolutely stunning display of ELEGANZA - the Shamala Hamala caftan! Sized 100,000XXXL, it doubles as a stylish dome beach tent, probably, because oh my god it's fucking HUGE! But more importantly, it's MINE now since the boyfriend gifted it to me for Christmas - truly, a beautifully sentimental gift for the ages. It's even got references to his "Death by Breadsticks" ditty AND rainbows because...gay! *wipes tear*

The Story of Shamala Hamala:

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