The Slap Heard Around The World: Britney Spears Edition.
Hold your horses and clutch your pearls. Britney wasn't slapped y'all. No, our lady of fried chicken and bare feet in public bathrooms has no concussion. No, homegirl had enough of Sam and went ahead and slapped herself for not getting a prenup. Okay, not as exciting, but her hand has a life of its own; she did the heavy lifting and slapped her for herself—big difference. Our lady of black eyeliner and white boots probably did not realize there was footage. A video clearly shows she was not manhandled after all. Victor Wembanyama's security guard did nothing wrong except his job: to protect his boss from tacky girlies with ratchet extensions grabbing him and trying to mesmerize him into jumping in bed and making a money baby. They did their job! The Las Vegas Police Department concluded that the French basketball player's bodyguard brushed her hand away, and it was the real culprit here. Even her strange British accent couldn't save her from the truth. 'No cha