Peckerwood Manor

Greetings, Manor Hors! Periodically, "The Roving Pecker" presents urgent missives from  filthy  esteemed guest writers. Today's is from SaucyKitty! Few Words, our distinguished Peckerwood hor, recently mentioned that The Rock, a.k.a. Dwayne Johnson, has once again brought up that he would be the perfect presidential candidate. President of what, you may ask? The Hair Club for Men? The Society of ‘Roided-Up Rich Twats? The Membership of Said Millionaire Twats Who’d Rather Have You Give Your Money To Charity Instead Of Their Own Precious Money (no idea what the anagram for that last one would be)? I mean, on the one hand, I get it. We’re already kind of fucked, so why not try someone unconventional, yet popular, to the American populace? On the other hand, and this is a BIG other hand, didn’t we already do this with Trump, a once-popular TV star (“The Apprentice” also co-starred his lover daughter, Ivanka, as you'll recall)? This could be a BIG MISTAKE, HUGE. The Rock