THE ROVING PECKER PRESENTS: "RIP Vanderpump Rules" By ScarHoe!
Greetings, Manor Hors! Periodically, "The Roving Pecker" presents urgent missives from filthy esteemed guest writers. Today's is from ScarHOE! When the camera panned away from Lisa Vanderpump and we followed the SUR staff into the kitchen, lives were changed. We are gathered here today to say goodbye to "Vanderpump Rules" as we know it. Goodbye to the Toms. Goodbye to Scheana’s veneers. Goodbye to Lala’s fake gangsta persona. "Vanderpump Rules" started in 2013, following the servers at Lisa Vanderpump’s Sexy Unique Restaurant (SUR). They were wannabe actors, models (“mactors”); beautiful people trying to make it in LA while working at a restaurant. Tom Sandoval, Jax Taylor, Stassi Schroeder, Katie Maloney, Scheana Marie, Kristen Doute were the main characters in the beginning. As their lives changed, we met Tom Schwartz, Brittany Cartwright, Laura-Leigh (God bless), that one rando Vail, Ariana Madix, Miami Girl, Lala Kent, James Kennedy, Faith. The ...