Peckerwood Manor

People are freaking out about Switch Witch, so I say let's make it perfect to make sure your kids hate you forever. Introducing the new version to keep up with changing times and will offend no one! Take the fun out of Halloween. Introducing the NEW Switch Witch. Have you heard of the New Switch Witch? She's a witch who's so tech-savvy that she trades candy for cryptocurrency! Stand Down lame ass Tooth Fairy; there's a new witch in town. Because what every child wants for Halloween is a lesson in cryptocurrency and investing, right? Forget the fun of trick-or-treating and the joy of indulging in some candy. Let's teach our kids about the stock market instead! And who needs toys or money when you can have cryptocurrency? YAY! It's not like kids want to play with physical objects. Plus, let's not forget that Halloween is all about allergies. The Switch Witch is the perfect solution for those kids who can't eat certain ingredients and is very inclusive. So

The only thing they had to do was dial 1-800 I Told Y'all. Who couldn't see this glorious, wonderful day coming to fruition? This is the day that certain fools who parted with their money got burned after ignoring the inevitable even as it came down the freeway at extreme speeds, flashing red sirens as a warning. It has always been ridiculous. From jump street, I wondered who in the world is buying these convoluted NFTs crypto currency crap. WHO?! I wouldn't have bought one for 5 dollars, much less the millions others paid for theirs. And it isn't just because my husband would have divorced me on the not often used grounds of That Bitch Be Dumb; the judge would have given him full custody of our children on principle.  I had a bad moment when I thought NFTs or crypto would be something to consider investing in because it was an exciting concept. I didn't want to put my little nest egg in something boring, and I wanted to do it without my husband breathing down my ne