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  Hilary Duff's husband, Matthew Koma, posted this selfie to his instagram on Thursday of the couple dressed up as Benji and Joel Madden. The pair were going out to dinner with Joel and his wife, Nicole Ritchie. Now this seems like a silly fun thing, but never forget that Hilary Duff infamously dated Joel Madden back in the early aughts, when she was 16 and he was 25. I guess it's nice to see she has a friendly relationship with her ex groomer boyfriend, but the whole situation still seems very odd. Source: Matthew Koma on instagram

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Oh, dear. I may have had a little too much fun this Halloween, so today's post will be short and sweet as I nurse a most formidable hangover. So I will just say Happy November, Peckerlings, it's time for me to go back to bed.

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  Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

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The Dancing Plague of 1518 is a historical event that makes you question your life choices and why you can't be a fabulously fantastic Dancing Queen. It all started in Strasbourg, part of the Holy Roman Empire back then—imagine a lousy reality show set in medieval Europe. On July 14, Frau Troffea decided it was a great day for a dance-off, and she took “dancing like nobody’s watching” to whole new levels. She danced for hours, briefly pausing only to wonder if she might have made a poor life choice. Soon enough, she was joined by over 30 others who apparently decided that following a woman down the street for hours on end was the norm. By August, they had formed a rather unconventional dance crew of around 400. These dancers were a sight to behold, moving like contestants on a game show where the prize was complete exhaustion. Some folks even collapsed or experienced heart attacks, which sounds about right for a competition that nobody signed up for. Their feet were a bloody mess,

  Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

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  ► Armie can't seem to take a hint that no one, and I mean NO ONE, is asking him to make a comeback.  The has-been actor with fantasies that make Hannibal Lecter blush has moved on from selling time shares in the Bahamas to now launching a podcast as his latest attempt to get back in the good graces of Hollywood. And Hollywood is a cesspool that has blindly forgiven and forgotten shitty behavior from Mel Gibson, Woody Allen, and Roman Polanski.  "The Armie Hammer-Time Podcast" is being peddled as "interviews conducted in Hammer’s home, a tiny rent-controlled apartment with scuffed floorboards and a sofa sourced from Facebook Marketplace for $150".  Armie says it will be a "journal” for him to acquire wisdom from his guests". His first guest was Tom Arnold and by the looks of the photo, it does look like it was filmed $20/night shit hole with the odor from a garbage dumpster wafting in from the open window. Also, what kind of wisdom can Tom Arnold s

  It's Halloweek, so you know what that means: frickin' bats! The Bureau of Land Management is hosting its fifth-annual bat beauty contest in celebration of Bat Week. The contest aims to eliminate harmful misconceptions about the nocturnal creatures and boost awareness of their ecological importance. Pictured above is "Honey Bunches of MyOtis" from Oregon, who is battling it out this week against Hoary Potter, also from Oregan (pictured below). If you want to cast your vote, you can do so on the Bureau of Land Management's Facebook or instagram pages. Happy Bat Week, Peckers! Sources: Popular Science, BLM Oregon & Washington