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Join me in returning a handy weapon, the Hat Pin, an Edwardian lady's best self-defense, to prominence. Can you imagine how wonderful it was when a woman only had to reach up under her beautiful wide-brimmed hat and stab a would-be assailant with dark-sided things on his mind right in the neck? Take that, sir! Think of it. Strike fear in the hearts of men worldwide when women would have fashion work for us instead of against us. Sure, a stiletto to the temple is an old, tried and true; you can mash a foot into a bloody pulp with some wooden soled platforms, and you can kick the junk up their bellies with steel-toed cowboy boots, but then you have to balance and be agile and all that jazz. No, my ladies, hat pins, that's the way we will ride out this era of the incel.  In 1901, the Suffragettes had enough of being little women objectified and bullied; besides the mailbombs and actual aggressive freedom-fighting acts of rightful protest that would come later, back then, they had ...

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Sia - Australian singer-songwriter - 49 Billie Eilish - American singer-songwriter - 23 Bridgit Mendler - American entrepreneur and former actress - 32 Ashley Benson - American actress, model and singer - 35 Tara Conner - American model and tv personality - 39 Christina Aguilera - American singer-songwriter, actress and tv personality - 44 Josh Dallas - American actor - 46 Katie Holmes - American actress - 46 Maria Brink - American singer-songwriter, frontwoman of In This Moment - 47 Randy Houser - American singer-songwriter - 49 Trish Stratus - Canadian professional wrestler, actress and yoga instructor - 49 Kari Byron - American tv host - 50 Rah Digga - American rapper and actress - 50 Jason Mantzoukas - American actor, comedian, writer and podcaster - 52 Rob Van Dam - American professional wrestler - 54 Victoria Pratt - Canadian actress, author and fitness model - 54 Casper Van Dien - American actor - 56 Rachel Griffiths - Australian actress - 56 Stone Cold Steve Austin - ...

Yvette Nicole Brown, of Community fame, tied the knot this weekend to Anthony Davis. The star looked absolutely stunning, and reunited with her former co-stars for the special occasion. Brown, who is 53, admits she never thought this moment would happen for her and she's delighted to finally have her happy ending. Aww! Source: People BTW, looking for Peckerwood's Weekly Lunocracy Post? It's  RIGHT HERE .

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  Mikky Ekko - American singer-songwriter - 40 Nat Wolff - American actor and musician - 30 Kiersey Clemons - American actress - 31 Emma Bell - American actress - 38 Shannon Woodward - American actress - 40 Domino Kirke - British-American singer - 41 Neil Sanderson - Canadian musician - 46 Katheryn Winnick - Canadian actress - 47 Milla Jovovich - American actress and model - 49 Sarah Paulson - American actress - 50 Giovanni Ribisi - American actor - 50 Marissa Ribisi - American actress - 50 Rian Johnson - American filmmaker - 51 John Abraham - Indian actor, model, writer and film producer - 52 Sean Patrick Thomas - American actor - 54 Laurie Holden - Canadian-American actress and film producer- 55 Chuck Liddell - American former professional mixed martial artist - 55 Sara Dallin - English singer-songwriter and one of the founding members of Bananarama - 63 Gregg Araki - American filmmaker - 65 Peter Farrelly - American film director, screenwriter, producer and novelist - 68 B...

     ► The answer to what happens when a loaf of bread is given a microphone is Meghan Trainor (30) whining that nobody warned her before she "went too far" with Botox or its side effects. She's on a "woe is me" media tour complaining Botox has resulted in her inability to move her cakehole to make facial expressions. Um, who wants to see that? Maybe her husband when he looks directly at her while taking a shit across from their his & her toilets at their home. Yes, they have bragged about having toilets across from each other so they can lovingly gaze at each other. Anyway, Meghan said she's had injections on her forehead in the past and recently underwent a "lip flip" and other stuff. Lip flip sounds like an obscene Italian gesture. She said: Read More "Someone convinced me with my little lips that if you did a lip flip, you put filler right above your upper lip, that you could have a beautiful flip on your upper lip. It was not true,...

"What-whaaaaat, my bitches!" cries DJ Li'l Scratch at the Manor's "Tubesteak Lounge." Right now he's spinning Etta Jones. Yes, Jones.   Etta Jones is not Etta James (let's clear that up right away).  Have you heard of her? I hadn't until my bestest galpal introduced me to her years ago, and I've been hooked on her ever since. She's another one of those singers who was popular with the public for a wee bit, then forgotten, then rediscovered to a certain extent through YouTube and blog sites in the early 2000s. But she's never been forgotten by jazz aficionados. They've been devoted all along. Born in the 1920's and coming into her own professionally in the 40's and 50's, Etta endured long, grim years of struggle,  toiling at rough factory jobs during the day, then  performing at night with a 'who's who' of jazz performers. Years later, she partnered with sax legend Houston Person for nearly thirty years on t...

Poor James is taking the news ever so hard, dear Peckerlings :( Won't SOMEONE do SOMETHING to comfort him?!

  Benny Andersson - Swedish musician, composer and producer, member of ABBA - 78 Zara Larsson - Swedish singer-songwriter - 27 Jyoti Amge - Indian actress - 31 Anna Popplewell - English actress - 36 Park Seo-joon - South Korean actor - 36 Hallee Hirsh - American actress - 37 Michael Lohan Jr. - American actor - 37 Candice Crawford - American journalist - 38 Amanda Setton - American actress - 39 Theo James - English actor - 40 Danielle Lloyd - English model and tv personality - 41 Krysten Ritter - American actress - 43 Sarah Kozer  - American tv personality - 51 Scott Storch - American record producer and songwriter - 51 Paul Van Dyk - German DJ, record producer and musician - 53 Miranda Otto - Australian actress - 57 J.B. Smoove - American actor, comedian and writer - 59 Benjamin Bratt - American actor and producer - 61 LaChanze - American actress, singer and dancer - 63 Jon Tenney - American actor - 63 Xander Berkeley - American actor - 69 Billy Gibbons - American...

Source: instagram Welcome Peckers to our penultimate Shitbag poll of 2024! Let's get right into November's cuntenders.... First up is Conor McGregor. The pint-sized UFC fighter lost a civil court case brought against him by Nicola Hand, a hair colourist who claims McGregor sexually assaulted her in 2018 at a hotel. She was taken to a hospital by ambulance the next morning where an EMT testified that he had "never seen someone so bruised." Hand claimed that McGregor had put her in a chokehold prior to the sexual assault, and she was so affected by the incident that she has been unable to work and sustain her relationship with her former partner. McGregor claims Hand was partying too hard and "swan dived" into the hotel's bath, which was the cause of her injuries. Regardless, a jury deemed McGregor guilty of the assault and has awarded Nicola 248,000 euros in damages.   Source: BBC/Shine TV  Next up is Gregg Wallace. The former MasterChef UK presenter step...

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