Greetings, music sloots, and welcome to another edition of Manor Music Monday, tonight served with beef stroganoff, a relish tray, a Brandy Old Fashioned, and for your entertainment, a truly classy songstress. When I first heard the term "supper club singer," it conjured up images of a hard-bitten chippy singing slightly off-key at the "Pour Decisions Lounge" in Seaford, Long Island (right next to the abandoned HoJos) (the town's strong odor of sewage is just a bonus!). But back in the day, a "supper club singer" was high praise, denoting a group of gifted jazz birds who could be counted on to deliver the goods - and the crowds - at posh eateries on both coasts and abroad. One of them was Ann Williams, whom DJ Li'l Scratch will be spinning tonight at the Manor's "FlufferNutter" lounge and dinette. You won't want to miss out. Oh, and just look at her picture. Yes, she's that kind of gal. Big blue eyes, provocative curves and a ...

  Robert Miles - Swiss musician, record producer and composer - (1969-2017) Ever Anderson - American actress and model - 18 Stephen Sanchez - American singer-songwriter - 22 Ella Mai – English singer-songwriter - 31 Courtney Barnett – Australian singer-songwriter and musician - 38 Colin Kaepernick – American civil rights activist and former football player - 38 Elizabeth Smart - American activist - 38 Gemma Ward – Australian model and actress - 38 Joseline Hernandez – Puerto Rican reality tv personality, rapper, actress - 39 Antonia Thomas – British actress - 39 Jasmine Trias – American singer entertainer - 39 Evgeni Plushenko – Russian former figure skater - 43 Chloe Sims – English tv personality - 44 Mick Thomson – American musician, member of Slipknot - 52 Dwight Yorke – Trinidian and Tobagonian professional soccer coach and former player - 54 Marilyn – English singer - 63 Hal Hartley – American film director, screenwriter, producer and composer - 66 Dolph Lundgren – Swed...

Here they are kissing his ass and praising his doo-doos as detailed  HERE and  HERE , plus don't miss out on fashionable  DICTATOR CHIC , and be sure to nab your very own GET OUT OF JAIL FREE card! 

 

Did you think it wouldn't happen? Did you think you were safe? Think again, sluts, because  turtle on a skateboard, turtle on a skateboard, turtle on a skateboard! It's only a matter of time before they learn to operate a stick shift. And automatic drive? That's likely days away. We always thought Cat Overlords were our destiny, but clearly we misjudged. Benevolent Turtle Tyrants are on their way.  Or are they?  Today, you must decide:  Which animal species would you choose to rule our world?  You can only pick one, so choose carefully!

  Nelly – American rapper, singer and actor - 51 Jimmy Garoppolo - American professional football player - 4 Kendall Schmidt - American singer-songwriter and music producer - 35 Hannah Hart – American internet personality, comedian, author and actress - 39 Jade Jolie – American drag queen - 39 Katharine Isabelle - Canadian actress - 44 Karamo Brown – American tv host, tv personality, author, actor and activist - 45 Jon M. Chu – American director, producer and filmmaker - 46 Randy Harrison – American actor - 48 Reshma Shetty – British-born-American actress - 48 Danny Cooksey - American actor - 50 Marisol Nichols – American actress - 52 Meta Golding - Haïtian-American actress - 54 Stevie J – American DJ, record producer and tv personality - 54 Gervase Peterson – American tv personality and actor - 56 Sean Kanan – American actor, producer and author - 59 David Schwimmer – American actor, director and producer - 59 Shah Rukh Khan – Indian actor and film producer - 60 Luna Lauren ...

  It was a pretty good week. I can't complain. 

  Have you ever visited a cat café? I went once and tried to steal two cats. No, that never happened, but it would if I were ever to go to another one. I regret not taking two. I fell in love with home. They weren't up for adoption. Which, in all honesty, is probably for the best. Still, I would totally steal some kitties if given another chance. 

Credit: Felipe/Backgrid Julia Fox recently attended "The Cursed Amulet" Halloween party in NYC on October 30th. Never one to shy from attention, Fox decided to dress up in the outfit Jackie Kennedy wore the day her husband was assassinated right next to her. Kennedy refused to take her outfit off for Lyndon B. Johnson's swearing-in ceremony, as she wanted to "let them see what they've done to Jack." We all know the story.  When Fox was asked about the look on the red carpet, she described her costume as "Jackie-O-Nasty," and said, "Tonight I'm serving bloody diva, single mom who's about to cash that check!" Naturally, people criticized Fox's choice, calling it tasteless and inappropriate. After seeing the backlash, Fox took to instagram to defend her choice. She says it's not a costume, but a statement about "trauma, power, and how femininity itself is a form of resistance." She also said that Jackie's choice...

  Magne Furuholmen - Norwegian musician and visual artist, A-ha keyboardist - 63 Alex Wolff - American actor and musician - 28 Daniela Melchior – Portuguese actress - 29 Pabllo Vittar – Brazilian drag queen and singer - 32 Anthony Ramos – American actor and singer - 34 Penn Badgley – American actor and producer - 39 Ileana D’Cruz - Portuguese actress - 39 Natalia Tena – British actress and musician - 41 Matt Jones – American actor, comedian, rapper and singer - 44 LaTavia Roberson – American singer - 44 Logan Marshall-Green – American actor and filmmaker - 49 Bo Bice – American singer and musician - 50 Aishwarya Rai Bachchan – Indian actress - 52 Toni Collette – Australian actress and producer - 53 Jenny McCarthy – American actress, model and tv personality - 53 Tina Arena – Australian singer-songwriter, musician - 58 Sophie B. Hawkins – American singer-songwriter, musician and painter - 61 Daran Norris – American actor - 61 Rick Allen – English drummer, member of Def Leppard -...

Tis the day of spooky dookie, dear hors - FINALLY, not only are we excused for stuffing our cavernous maws with copious amounts of sugary treats, we are ENCOURAGED! And all while dressed liked a sexy bottle of Frank's Hot Sauce! * sheds an inspired tear * Speaking of costumes - tell us, beloved  Hors of Horror - what was your most favorite Halloween costume ever worn? Bonus points if it made it to the bedroom with a hair-raising lover ;) And if you don't have one for yourself, I'd love to hear your most favorite costume ever witnessed in person! HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Congratulations to the winners of yesterday's Caption This contest!

  John Candy – Canadian actor and comedian - (1950-1994) Willow Smith – American singer and actress - 25 Danielle Rose Russell - American actress and former model - 26 Marcus Rashford - English professional soccer player - 28 Holly Taylor – Canadian and American actress and dancer - 28 Letitia Wright – Guyanese-British actress - 32 Vanessa Marano – American actress - 33 Lil’ JJ – American actor and stand-up comedian - 35 Justin Chatwin – Canadian actor - 43 Frank Iero – American musician, member of My Chemical Romance - 44 Samaire Armstrong – American actress - 45 Eddie Kaye Thomas – American actor - 45 Erica Cerra - Canadian actress - 46 Piper Perabo – American actress - 49 Linn Berggren – Swedish singer-songwriter member of Ace of Base - 55 Nolan North - American actor- 55 Vanilla Ice – American rapper, actor, tv host - 58 Irina Pantaeva – Russian model and actress - 58 Ad-Rock – American rapper, guitarist and actor - 59 Annabella Lwin – English-Burmese singer-songwriter and ...