OPEN POST: Turtle on a Skateboard! Turtle on a Skateboard! Turtle on a Skateboard!

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Did you think it wouldn't happen? Did you think you were safe? Think again, sluts, because turtle on a skateboard, turtle on a skateboard, turtle on a skateboard! It's only a matter of time before they learn to operate a stick shift. And automatic drive? That's likely days away. We always thought Cat Overlords were our destiny, but clearly we misjudged. Benevolent Turtle Tyrants are on their way. 

Or are they? 

Today, you must decide: 

Which animal species would you choose to rule our world? 

You can only pick one, so choose carefully!

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