A Look at Amanda Seyfried's New York Shitty Penthouse!

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Photo: Architectural Digest

It's been asked many times over the ages: What makes a house a home? Some people say it's simply having a roof over your head. Complete psychopaths say it's family. Here at the Manor, we say it's having a convoy of saucy stablehands and haughty housemaids on deck! Butt, if you're 2017's The Crapper Clapper star Amanda Seyfried, the answer is....toilets!

Seyfried sat down with Rachel Wallace of Architectural Design recently to show off her farthouse-inspired New York City apartment, and there she shared that she has "toilet art" in every single room of her home - including a ceramic sculpture of a toilet her sister made in high school! Cut to Joanna Gaines I-don't-knowing-herself out Amanda's dramatically arched windows, "I said SHIP-lap, bitch!"

And if you thought she was partial to only one kind of fanny, think again! During the interview, Amanda revealed she's a purveyor of the puss, too, adding, "In my house upstate, I have like a wool vagina hanging. Custom vagina, not kidding. I don't know why. I like to remember that we're all human." Um, speak for yourself, Mandy! 


Speaking of puss, Amanda also has a custom painting of herself holding a dead cat done by artist Mark Ryden. "It's my favorite piece of art ever," she tells AD, adding, "he was inspired by something I said about me wanting him to paint me with a dead cat, and he literally painted me with a dead cat." Thanks, Amanda. I'll be sure to add this all to my list of Things Heard & Seen I wish I hadn't! *cleanses post with sage*




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