Drake and Superhero Porn Have Something in Common!

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Are you sitting? Drake, Canada's gift to aspiring human sharts everywhere, shares a top 20 billing with "Avengers XXX," a 2012 superhero porn opus starring the now-retired (and intriguingly named) Dale DaBone.

According to something called "Digital Music News," DaBone's surely scintillating, cum-splattered superhero extravaganza ranked at number 20 in a 2015 list of top pirated files of all time. Yes, you read those last three words correctly: of all time. I guess no one can resist the smexy face of durp: 

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But more shocking, Drake ranked at number 1 - as in first, as in of all time! - for his album, "Nothing Was The Same." Is this arbitrary? Was this planned? Am I making something out of nothing from an eight years old list? Perhaps! But the next time you think of Drake, cleanse your palette by raising a glass to ol' DaBone, won't you? You'll still feel dirty, though by comparison, not quite so cheap and ridiculous. And who knows, you might even feel "hood" when you're sitting a wheelchair. 

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