Ken and Barbie's Pink Palace is Open for Business

If you dislike pink, you won't want to book a room at this Barbie Dreamhouse Air BnB. This thing is decked out in everything Barbie, which means everything pink. Of course, this launch will coincide with the release of Barbie, starring Ryan Gosling and Margo Robbie-directed by Greta Gerwig. In the film, our Barbie leaves Barbie Land and tries to make it in the real world. It is loosely based on Barbie finding Ken with one of those trashy knock-off "Barbie" hoes in their camper doing nasty things to each other. Barbie is so traumatized she rushes to her Barbie Corvette and speeds out of her comfy little world for a life on the mean streets of LA. They cleaned it up and changed the plot as if it were the real story. But we know the truth. Ken is a dirty dog who will put his plastic mound on any old dime store harlot who crosses his path. 

Homewrecking Tramp

They have already been rolling out all sorts of pink merch like luggage, Versace cat eye sunglasses, a replica of Ken's country and western fringe shirt(I don't remember 80s Ken channeling Roy Rogers), a fake cowhide rug, candles, and more. All stays are free for one night, and the monstrosity can be rented for a mere 78,000 dollars a month. There is only a two-person bedroom, though this Malibu horror show boasts a pool overlooking the Pacific Ocean and a disco floor. 

I once read that if you want to drive someone insane, put them in an all-pink room for an extended period, and it will break their mind. They would lose touch with reality forever. I can see this. The whole thing looks like it was painted with Pepto Bismal and Cherry flavored Penicillin. I tried to be open-minded. I really did. I tried to think, well, it's kitsch! and fun! Take a look for yourself. Would you want to stay here for a month?