Ken and Barbie's Pink Palace is Open for Business
They have already been rolling out all sorts of pink merch like luggage, Versace cat eye sunglasses, a replica of Ken's country and western fringe shirt(I don't remember 80s Ken channeling Roy Rogers), a fake cowhide rug, candles, and more. All stays are free for one night, and the monstrosity can be rented for a mere 78,000 dollars a month. There is only a two-person bedroom, though this Malibu horror show boasts a pool overlooking the Pacific Ocean and a disco floor.
I once read that if you want to drive someone insane, put them in an all-pink room for an extended period, and it will break their mind. They would lose touch with reality forever. I can see this. The whole thing looks like it was painted with Pepto Bismal and Cherry flavored Penicillin. I tried to be open-minded. I really did. I tried to think, well, it's kitsch! and fun! Take a look for yourself. Would you want to stay here for a month?
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