OPEN POST: With The Manor's Piss-Drunk Squirrel!

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Behold! In Peckerwood Manor's glorious trees, one can sometimes spot a wee liquored squirrel - hereafter known as Peckerwood's esteemed Stewed Squirrel™ - who, like most of God's creatures, knows exactly where to find mama's good tastin' krunk. Mainly here. With us. 

Is he, as many presume, the reincarnation of Hemingway? Only his novel, "A Moveable Feast of Nuts and Fungi" - which he swears is almost finished; stop riding his ass - will tell. But for now, keep him sauced or he's liable to steal your dolls. And I ain't talkin' Barbie.

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