Royal Snub and a Rave with the Mistress: Wills NOT going to Australia!

Sometimes the Prince of Wales shows himself, and we see who is behind the mask of smiles of waves. He has always been spared from lurid stories about him because the Royal Press office has wrangled the press into submission. He must be very popular, or people will start paying attention to the hundreds of millions of dollars he and his wife have demanded to improve residences, including the Middleton's home. It was outfitted with a tennis court because Kate might come over and want to play tennis. If the public does not love him, then the crown is in trouble, so what he does gets swept under rugs, and when Harry shared a press office with him, he was the scapegoat. He had to look lesser even though he excelled at the things William was mediocre at. Harry was by far the better polo player, more charming, better with the public, and less sulky. That was how things used to be. 

However, Harry is still being trashed while the press acts like William is perfection. How does this happen? Threats. The palace promises "candid" photos and photos of the kids. If a paper writes a negative story, they are shut out. The Daily Mail has bravely printed a negative story! Even the Middleton's strong ties with the paper couldn't stop it. What? You didn't realize how close they were to the editors? Her mother and PMK have a lot in common. And look how it is paying off. Well played, I say. (golf clap)

However, Prinny has decided not to go support the Lionesses at the World Cup in Australia. Now he is a humongous football fan; I believe his team is Arsenal in the Manchester United/Arsenal rivalry. He even plays the sport with other adults. As I wrote this, I looked back; the headline and the story were toned down. Well, I read that original bitch, and basically, William, a mere prince decided not to go support England in its first World Cup final since 1966. They are playing against Spain, and you know who is going? Queen Letizia of Spain and Infanta Sofia. A QUEEN and a princess, but the heir can't rouse his lazy arse. He would be there if it were the men, and so would the very ridiculous Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak. 

Right here you are thinking, so what. The problem is the idiot is the President of the Football Association. What's he got to do? Seriously. He's on holiday from his grueling schedule of back-breaking waving and smiling. He needs to rest and recharge his batteries for real reals. A usually fawning veteran royal journalist said on social media: 'If Prince William as President of the FA isn’t going to the Women’s World Cup final, we should be told why not. It’s a long way, and Australia hasn’t had a visit by him or The King since Charles came to the throne. That’s the problem. If the final was in Europe, he’d be there!'

He says he will be watching from his country pile and cheering them on. England is on fire for these women, and he can't be arsed. Bad look, but privately this is how he is described as very entitled and overindulged, so he, of course, would make a decision like this. Dumbass. Kate? Fancy a flight? Isn't she supposed to be sporty? Charles not going makes sense because he and Cammie Cams are senior citizens. 

Meanwhile, Kate was seen at a 24-hour rave on the Cholmondeley estate and with the Marchioness of Cholmondeley for the opening of the Glorious 12th. (aristocrats, adjacent, and wannabes open grouse shooting season. Basically a reason to roam the countryside massacring birds) the one who was rumored to be carrying on with William. Rose Hanbury. Supposedly Kate and William live very separate lives behind closed doors, which could be why she's okay with not losing a good friend. He skipped both events; we know he loves a good seasonal slaughter. The palace hasn't commented.

I liked that she went out to have fun in casual clothes, reportedly drinking spicy margaritas. Why not? I don't mind her; she does her job, birthed an heir, and has seemingly decided on fewer holidays and more smiling and waving. The Queen hated that she went on so many holidays before, and she's toned it down. Still, this was a golden opportunity for her to get a great photo op in Australia. I don't think she has it in her to upstage her husband, so I really lay this at his feet. 

My kids will watch, and my husband will cheer for England while I secretly cheer for Spain. He might be on to me, though. He keeps asking me who I want to win, but more like an interrogation and he's been trying to catch me off guard. Voy a animar a España y él no lo sabrá! Porque voy a animar en español! I will cheer for Spain, and he won't know because I will cheer in Spanish.