Tourists Visiting A Zoo Are Convinced The Bears Are People.

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Tourists visiting a zoo in China are not buying that the bears aren't people in Bear costumes, and they aren't buying the denials. Maylasian Sun Bears are the size of large dogs and like to stand on their hind legs.  These tourists were probably suffering from heatstroke, I scoffed, until I saw this bear standing; these bears look like they are about to put their paws on their hips and begin an enthusiastic Irish jig. I can see why they thought this. Look for yourself. Totally looks like some dude in his leftover Halloween costume. Or, like the zoo called up a talent agency and asked for actors desperate enough to wear a fur costume in 100-degree weather for hours upon hours and willing to sign a waiver that absolves the zoo of anything that happens as a result. As in bitch if you take the job, you are on your own. What about if the actor perishes in the heat? Okay, since you don't hear too well: BITCH YOU ARE ON YOUR OWN! I can see this too. Ever meet a struggling actor? Well, it is 100 percent plausible because they always need money and could use some work. 

Because of this standing bear, tourists and internet sleuths also began to suspect the other bears were people too. Where would it stop? Suddenly that baby elephant is just a chunky six year old in costume; look, uh huh, that meerkat is just an infant in a meerkat costume, and let's not even mention the giraffe, yeah, the one too. The zoo denied it vehemently, and some spoilsports said it would have been impossible because the teeth and tongues would be too hard to fake. Begrudgingly, I have to agree.


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