EVENING NIGHTCAP: DWTS new cast includes an Academy Award actress. Drew gets uninvited. Selena's face at VMA = hilarious. Satan's hangnail gets booted out. Wendy's celebrates National Cheeseburger Day.

  

 Let's see what we have today: Dancing with Has-Been Stars cast has been revealed  and it includes a male model, an Academy award winning actress, a football player, a cast member from a show I watched when I was a tot, and a bunch of people I've never heard of.  We also have Drew Barrymore getting uninvited for an award ceremony. And Selena Gomez making the same face I did when I heard about Chris Brown. 

So, top off your drink and let's do the cha-cha-cha. 

 ► Dancing for Relevancy with the Stars announced the lineup for their 32^nd season. It’s a mish-mash of celebs who at one time were on top of their game or wannabees hoping to stretch out their 15 minutes of fame. They are vying for a trophy that will end up being used as a bookend. Cast includes:  Read More

• Jamie Lynn Spears (Nickelodeon star. She said she’s donating her winnings to SAG-WGA strikers)
• Jason Mraz (singer, entertainer)
• Mira Sorvino (Academy Award winning actress)
• Mauricio Umansky (Real Housewives of Beverly Hills)
• Alyson Hannigan (actress- Buffy Vampire Slayer, American Pie movies)
• Adrian Peterson (NFL player)
• Barry Williams (a.k.a. Greg Brady from The Brady Bunch)
• Tyson Beckford (eye candy and male model)
• Xochitl Gomez (Marvel universe)
• Harry Jowsey (from Too Hot to Handle)
• Lele Pons (singer)
• Matt Walsh (comedian)
• Charity Lawson (Bachelorette star)
• Ariana Madix (Vanderpump Rules)

 

Photo: Good Morning America / DWTS Cast Season 32

 

Comment: Mira Sorvino…really? (she's the one in the black suit in front of Tyson Beckford). Is this what your career as an Academy award winning actress has been reduced to? Kinda sad - but I get it: a paycheck is a paycheck. I don’t know anyone in my orbit who watches this show. I think it’s popular with the geriatric crowd. IMO, the show needs to do a conga line towards cancellation.

► Drew Barrymore’s week keeps getting shittier. The National Book Awards has dropped her as host for their upcoming ceremony. The organization released a statement that said, “The National Book Awards is an evening dedicated to celebrating the power of literature. In light of the announcement that The Drew Barrymore Show will resume production, the National Book Foundation has rescinded Ms. Barrymore’s invitation to host the 74^th National Book Awards ceremony”. OUCH.  If you recall, Drew doesn’t seem to give a shit about the SGA-WGA strike because she resumed production of her show. Read More

Comment: Sucks to be you Drew.

► To celebrated National Cheeseburger Day, the burger chain Wendy’s will be selling their Junior Bacon Cheeseburger for one-cent with any purchase on the Wendy’s app. The deal runs from September 18-September 22. Read More

Comment: So the catch is:  I have to order something using their app in order to get a 1-cent burger? Got it.

► Satan’s hangnail, Rep. Lauren Bobert, and a companion were kicked out of a Denver theater during a showing of Beetlejuice. Witnesses say they were vaping, using phones, and causing a disturbance – in other words, acting like the classless ahole I'd expect. Read More

Comment: Do we expect trash like her to know how to behave in a civil manner while out in public? NOPE.

► In case you care, the MTV Video Music Awards (VMA) was last night. Selena Gomez reaction to rage-a-holic and all around ahole Chris Brown winning a VMA is all of us. Read More

Photo: US Sun

Comment: I’m not a Selena fan…but in this case I'm giving her a pass. She perfectly captured my sentiments.