EVENING NIGHTCAP: Tourists acting like jerks - Graceland edition. Jared quits his lifestyle brand (I had no idea it existed). Ice T & Coco's daughter makes runway debut. Amy Schumer is handed her ass by Nicole fans. Chynna Phillips can piss off. Adios ahole!

 

 

If aliens are looking for signs of intelligent life on this planet, they need to steer away from tourists attractions. That seems to be where morons are congregating lately.  Let's get started before I go on a rant about why people suck. 

► Stop me if you've heard this headline: Tourists acting like jackasses, part 27. JFC, why can't people behave these days? Anyway, let's get back to the story. A British tourist visiting Graceland (Elvis Presley's estate in Tennessee) jumped the fence surrounding the swimming pool and proceeded to dive into it. The moron and his equally intellectually deficient wife defended their stunt by saying, "That's what the pool is meant for". Security guards hauled their asses off the grounds. Here's what they look like. It's what I expected...they are two chromosomes shy of being something I'd find in a drain trap.  Read More

 

Photo of Tommy Purcell & Nanny Murphy. Source: TikTok/nannyxmurphy 17) / The Independent

Comment: People of the planet, follow the damn Golden Rule: 1) Keep your hands to yourself; 2) Don't touch things that don't belong to you; and 3) Respect the damn signs and laws.  JFC, what's wrong with people these days.

►  Spanish soccer chief and Peckerwood Manor's "August Shitbag of the Month" - Luis Rubiales - has resigned from his position amidst growing calls to boot his ass.  Read More

Comment:  I'll let this gif do the talking:

 ► Professional joke stealer Amy Schumer is getting her ass handed by Nicole Kidman fans for being a cyberbully. In a now-deleted IG post, she went after Nicole Kidman by posting a photo of her with a caption that said, "This is how human sit", implying that Nicole looked robotic and disengaged while watching the tennis match. Read More

Comment: We all know Amy is an unfunny idiot. BTW, how the hell she manages to get hired for anything is a mystery. 

► Ice T and Coco Austin daughter, 7 year old Chanel, made her runway modeling debut at NY Fashion Week. She was part of the Annual Rookie Show. Below is a photo.  Read More  

Photo: Hollywood Life

Comment: Ice T and Coco need to have a chat with Larry Birkhead, who can give them parenting tips on how to keep your child out of the spotlight until they have matured and are able to handle public scrutiny. Why are they in such a hurry to have their little girl grow up? Let her enjoy a normal, quiet childhood away from the Hollywood cesspool. 

► Did you know that Jared Leto launched a lifestyle brand that included personal care products? Yea, I didn't either. Last year, Jared launched Twentynine Palms, his line of overpriced skin and hair products to much fanfare. The launch party was held at Chateau Marmot Marmont with celeb ass kissing rags like Vogue, Vanity Fair, and Men's Health in attendance. Well, guess what: After one year, Jared has called it quits on it. The products are now being heavily discounted at whatever retailers carried it...which doesn't include my local dollar store. Read More

Photo: Twentynine Palms

 Comment: For those who want to smell like Jared, you can buy remaining inventory by following the buzzards.

 ► Chynna Phillips (sister of Bijou Phillips) and member of "Wilson Phillips" (seems like a hundred years ago), is getting blasted for asking the public to pray for the shitbag scum convicted rapist Danny Masterson. She wrote on her IG post, "If you don’t feel like Praying, force it. Because something is also forcing you not to pray”. Read More

Comment: Piss off.  This slag should be asking the public to pray for the victims and not that pile of shit Masterson.