Open Post: Hosted By Patty Simcox and Her Vroom-Vroom Galaxy 5000!

By AK

"Hey gang! I know it's summer vaca but I just had to call you, you'll never believe it! As a reward for my (almost) straight-A grades last year (okay, I got a C in chemistry) (what do you expect, I'm a cheerleader, lol), my parents just bought me a brand-new Galaxy 5000! Isn't it the most, to say the least?

"Oh! And I saw a new girl from Austria named Sandy signing up for next semester and she's dreadfully pretty and I just know we're going to be life-long friends! She said she's going to try out for the cheerleading team. Oh, I'm sure she'll be peachy-keen, jellybean - though I bet she hasn't got even half my moves! Behold: 


"Oh, well, see you in September!"

The older I get the more stupidly sentimental I become. Much love to these two beautiful people, Olivia Newton-John and Susan Buckner, both gone now.

(Photo Credit: Paramount Pictures)

Wistful, but happy, Wednesday, darlings. Don't forget to show us your own cheerleaders moves. And wear panties!

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