OPEN POST: Featuring The Scandalous Lives Of The Manor's Servants!

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Most esteemed Peckerwood residents and lucky visitors have no idea what the servants are up to - and indeed, barely notice them, as they're highly discreet and unfailingly professional, for only the finest are allowed to serve at the Manor. Yet far below the main floor exists a steamy caldron of servant intrigue and hijinks, especially near the staff laundry facilities and hot water boiler. 

For residents and guests who would like a soiree with a Peckerwood servant, please understand that this is a strict no-no during their regular working hours (we're talking to you, RichBitch!). After-hours is up to them, of course, but be forewarned, do not make them late for their next shift or you will be deducted 15 Peckerpoints™, which, for one week's time, will mean no wine and ganja, restricted playtime with the Manor's kitties, ducklings and puppies, and absolutely no entry to the thrice weekly Bendy Boy™ show. And nobody wants that. Please make a note of this.

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