OPEN POST: Presenting Barney, The Strictly Carnivorous Pig Of Peckerwood Manor!

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Behold Barney, Peckerwood Manor's newest piglet! Barney has revealed himself to be a strict carnivore - no clover or zucchini for our Barney - as evidenced by his attempt last weekend to eat Darlene the Dog. Nice try, li'l  fella! We admire your audaciousness. 

Sadly, Barney is no longer with us, since Peckerwood Manor's esteemed resident, BaconSlut, took one look at him and exclaimed, "Bacon bit!" after which she roasted him for a light snack of Italian Porchetta, then used his spotted fur to make a fetching beret. No murder charges are being filed against BaconSlut, for as every Manor hor knows: put a piggy before her, expect chorizo. Or, the sun rises, the sun sets, rain will fall, the tide will flow. Such is the tao of BaconSlut and Peckerwood Manor. 

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