SHOCKER! Justin Timberlake Is A Tool Who Threatened To Ruin Britney's Career!

Breaking news! Justin Timberlake (pictured above during his "I'ma Kewl Gangsta" phase) is a mangy, soft-nutting cock sneeze who stomps on women to get what he wants, then lies about them in public - then later tries to say, "Aw, but it's all in the past, yo. We cool now," as if he'd merely friendzoned the women in question, as if his mean girl fuckery was acceptable both then and now. "Oh my dong, you don't say!" you say, because this is brand new information. I keed, I keed. We've all known Timberlake to be a punk-ass cheeseball for some time, only now, like a screeching Karen who finally gets called out after complaining about a Black girl using the sidewalk (to walk!), Justin seems to be getting ripped a new one on the daily these days. And, gosh, I don't think even his K-K-Karen Gurl Kornrows are going to help. Sad emoticon. 

I should first note that I've never been particularly interested in Britney, the spiller of all the latest Timberlake tea. "Geez, she makes Madonna look like a Rhodes Scholar," I thought when I first saw her gurgle, or rather sing, like a horny wittle behbeh. But a lot of teen boys and a lot of grown men got really boned up for her, girls thought of her as their new BFF, and The Gays wanted to dance like her and be all horny wittle behbeh, too. I didn't get it then, I don't get it now. Whatevs. 

Also, I don't think it's particularly awful that Timberlake encouraged Britney to have an abortion - as she's revealed in her book - when she became pregnant with their child when they were both 19 years-old. After all, as we know from Britney's discount dumpster white-trash sister, Jamie-Lynn, who queefed out a child when she was 17, having a twatchling at a very young age is not uncommon in the Haus of Spears. So conceivably, Brit could have carried her li'l Brit Bit to term no matter what Justin said.

Yet what I find vile, and still do, was his practiced crapsmear campaign after they broke up, which included publicly bragging on The Howard Stern Show that he'd popped her cherry, to acting like she knifed him in the heart when they broke up because of her infidelity - when, as its now being reported, he was the one cheating (and multiple times). "If I were writing an article about her," he viciously remarked to a reporter at the time, "I would not be able to fight the urge to write every dirty thing about her." That, kids, is a threat. 

But was it new? Not exactly. This was scorched-earth savagery from a skidmarked albatross who also, as you'll recall, hung Janet Jackson out to dry at the Super Bowl after NippleGate, then much-much later remarked, rather blithely, "It's just something you have to look at and go, 'Ok, well, you know, you can learn from it.'" But the only thing he seemed to have learned was how to use Janet as a shield - he was later welcomed back to the Super Bowl; she was not - just as he did with Britney. Britney was the "dirty" one, he was the one bringing White Boy Summer sexiness back and dissing that old has-been Prince. 

If there's any good news in all of this ugliness from the past, it's that Britney had a bangin' good time with her rebound piece (and my boo), Colin Farrell. "We were all over each other" she writes in her book, "grappling so passionately it was like we were in a street fight. He (was) the cutest, hottest thing in the world!" "Aw, she's a sweet, sweet girl," Colin, ever the manwhore Irish gent, said at the time. Is there a lesson here? Bang, Colin, yes (yes, yes!), but also, beware of nasty, spiteful little bitches who show who they really are, and right from the start: 

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