Alec Baldwin and Hilaria (ous) Want a Reality Show. Que?!
What would their silly show be about? Her studies at Universitat de Barcelona? Also known as New York University. Will they insist on calling her Hilaria as they keep doing in headlines? Will she be simpering away in her Penelope Cruz cosplay? Hola! magazine will have a field day with this, as they should after wasting time promoting the Spanish Princess as one of us. I hope some nasty South American takes hold of the Baldwin beat and uses it for revenge.
Hillary Lynn Hayward-Thomas being outed as a lily-white American girl from Boston should have made her disappear in shame for taking up space for a real Spaniard, including that infamous mispronunciation of cucumber and listing her birthplace as Mallorca. Alec got her a job as an Extra correspondent almost ten years ago, and she was on a podcast called Mom Brain, trying to get noticed and ride his coattails. Hilariously, after Hillary-Lynn was busted for cultural appropriation, she slunk back to Instagram, posting feverishly about the babies and her EXCELLENT life. Any attention is good attention for her. So, for writing this, I took the plunge to look at her Instagram to see what Hillary-Lynn has been up to.
My brain just lost IQ points. Constant photos of their kids and showing herself as the mother of the year of the Baldwinitos-yes with all the balls in the world, she is still calling them this. All seven of them feature on page after page, privacy be damned, and I suspect many of them came from a surrogate and a fake pregnancy bump so she could soak up the attention. Hillary-Lynn is addicted to having babies in her life, and like most women like this, they love the proxy attention for being a new mother. Every time I am pregnant or have a small baby, it kicks off something in people; they are generally nicer and more accommodating. Science has proven that babies, kittens, puppies, or other baby animals kickstart activity in the brain that causes pleasure and those fuzzy feelings when we see them on YouTube. For Hillary-Lynn, though, it is all about her and creating this tableau of perfection of a Lili Pulitzer children's catalog. All the little gingery blonde children are on page after page, and they look nearly exactly the same as if Hillary-Lynn and Alec produced them in a lab for those purposes. Designer Chicos would certainly be something she would do because, for Hillary-Lynn, it is all about appearances.
Rarely will I ever accuse someone of Narcissism because it is overused and flung all over the internet for merely selfish or disappointing people. To encounter a true Narcissist is several levels above a self-involved asshole, and they are disordered and have a set of behaviors that have to be present for a true diagnosis. There are tendencies, and then there are those like Hillary-Lynn who are so easy to spot because she won't go away because she needs her self-image fed among the baby fixation and tanning to appear more Spanish. A panel of psychologists would have a field day diagnosing her.
Hillary Lynn's spirit sister, Rachel Dolezal, was the subject of a documentary on Netflix called The Rachel Divide, which was supposed to be about her bizarre behavior and desperation to be black. Instead, it became about how much her son could not stand her wacky, often fraught behavior. I expect a reality show featuring Hillary-Lynn and Alec and their Spanish caravan to be just as exploitative and revealing. She opens herself to scathing comments; however, this Boston-born Baldwinita does not care. Again, any attention is good attention. What I found particularly galling is that she has 1 million followers and fans!!!! I was shocked to see the fawning in her Instagram comment section. Who are these morons? Is the full frontal lobe challenged?
(photos:Getty, Instagram)
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