EVENING NIGHTCAP: Everyone Is Laughing At Lauren & Jeff. Chris & Lukas Are Done (no surprise). Dwayne Confirms The Rumours...for now.

 

 

Today's theme: Relationships. On one end we have two egotistical narcissists making wedding plans as they blab about their wealth and burying some ginormous clock they're building because I can only surmise because they're bored. On the other we have a couple who are uncoupling to no one's surprise. I have my bag of Corn Nuts and glass of beer - let's get started.

► Lauren Sanchez, seen clinging to her fiance Jeff Bezos like a dryer sheet stuck on a sock, was interviewed for Vogue about their upcoming wedding plans. The 2 of them have spent most of this year on his aircraft carrier yacht while doing impromptu pap shots of their gagging displays of lust every chance they get. In the interview with Vogue she said she "blacked out" when Jeff proposed to her. Uh-huh, sure Jan, sure. She also said she intends on changing her name to Lauren Bezos (but of course). And, their latest project is spending a shit load of money (more than the GDP of a small nation) on building a 10,000 year clock that is going to be buried 500 feet underground...because as Lauren said, "like all old things, it will take on a certain kind of respect." Hey you old thing...I don't respect you. The 2 of them posed for photos that has social media laughing their asses off. Read More

Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos; 2023 Vogue; Photo: Vogues //Too Fab

Comment: WTF is with the Dorito dust sunset and the slutty cowgirl outfit and pose? Damn, she is wretched. Not that Bezos is a prize himself. If it wasn't for his money, she wouldn't wipe her feet on the same door mat he uses. Between her prolapse lips, the overuse of fillers, bad boob job, and horse hair extensions she has more artificial ingredients than a package of bologna. Bezos looks ridiculous with the Photoshop muscles. Did his face get sandblasted cause I don't see any wrinkles. Someone went a wee-bit overboard giving him body builder muscles. They look like they're posing for the cover of a Danielle Steel novel called "Lust on the Range". Goes to show that having money doesn't buy class.

► Chris Appleton and Lukas Gage, better known as flies buzzing around Kim Kardstrashkan and whose wedding was featured last week (yes..last week!) in an episode of The Kardtraskans have filed for divorced. They got married 6 months ago. Kim presided over the wedding and Shania Twain performed.  They issued the typical  copy + paste statement of irreconcilable differences, bla, bla bla.  Read More

 Chris Appleton and Lukas Gage. Photo: Gilbert Flores / WWD via Getty Images //Yahoo

Comment: Who will get custody of that lace shirt and the bottle of Sun-In hair lightener?  These are important issues.

► During an appearance last night on The Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson said he isn't ruling out the idea of running for POTUS. He said that Washington DC political operatives shared a poll that showed almost 50% of Americans would support him for President.  Dwayne said that he would consider running "down the road for sure" but his focus right now is on his family. Read More

 

Dwayne The Rock Johnson. Photo: Ilya S. Savenok / Getty Images/ Fast Company // Today.com

Comment: Qualifications for people running for public office are so low these days that this news doesn't surprise me. The public's expectations of government leaders ability to govern with integrity, sensibility, intelligence, ethics, and duty to uphold the principles of democracy have been replaced with a culture of Roman coliseum entertainment.  It's now about electing people who shock and entertain their supporters.